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Behold the Triviology champions! The “trivia season” culminates each February, when we celebrate the anniversary of ShanRock’s Triviology at the Clash of The Trivia Titans (defending champions: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins). Here are the winners for the 2016-17 season:

HAWTHORNE HOPHOUSE

2/22/16: Kanye Trump 2020
2/29/16: Tonight We’re Doctors
3/7/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
3/14/16: Blumpkin Pie
3/21/16: Grandma Tarkin
3/28/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/4/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/11/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/18/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/25/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/2/16: Special Guests
5/9/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/16/16: Bucky with the Good Hair
5/23/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/30/16: Doom Splooge
6/13/16: Plant Battle!!!
6/20/16: Darth Brooks
6/27/16: I Drink and I Know Things
7/4/16: No trivia due to patriotism
7/11/16: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
7/18/16: Fleshlight Turing Test
7/25/16: Please Clap
8/1/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/8/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/15/16: Darth Brooks (in an exciting tiebreaker!)
8/22/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/29/16: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
9/5/15: A Team Has No Name
9/12/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
9/19/16: Wonderful Life Express
9/26/16: Rosie O’Donnell Hearts Putin
10/3/16: Blimp kin Spike Latte
10/10/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
10/17/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
10/24/16: Special Ghosts
10/31/16: Honey Nut Skooters
11/7/16: Special Guests
11/14/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
11/21/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
11/28/16: A Case of the Cyber Mondays
12/5/16: Ampersands of Time
12/12/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
12/19/16: We Are Gross
12/26/16: Ponies With Axes
1/2/17: Grandma Tarkin
1/9/17: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
1/16/17: Mr. Plow
1/23/17: It’s Raining Mennonites
1/30/17: Honey Nut Skooters
2/6/17: Tastes Like Disappointment
2/13/17: Death Brooks

15TH AVENUE HOPHOUSE

2/22/16: Hot Me$$
2/29/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
3/7/16: Cowboys and an Indian
3/14/16: Pierced Brosnans
3/21/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
3/28/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
4/4/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
4/11/16: Honey Badgers
4/18/16: Jersey Trash
4/25/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
5/2/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
5/9/16: Mother’s Day Rejects
5/16/16: Jersey Trash
5/23/16: Mustard and Relish
5/30/16: Memorial Day Memorials
6/6/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
6/13/16: New in Town
6/20/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
6/27/16: Toxic Megacolon
7/4/16: No trivia due to fireworks
7/11/16: Uncle Phil
7/18/16: The Cackalacky Connection
7/25/16: Better Late than Never
8/1/16: Four Score and Seven Beers Ago
8/8/16: Toxic Megacolon
8/15/16: Honey Badgers
8/22/16: 4 Shans and 7 Birthdays Ago
9/5/6: CthuLou Reed
9/12/16: Naked Molé Rat
9/19/16: Colostomy Feast
9/26/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
10/10/16: Friends of Marlowe
10/17/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
10/24/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/7/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/14/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/21/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
11/28/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
12/5/16: The Hills Have Thighs
12/12/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
12/19/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
12/26/16: C-3pOh Brother Where Art Thou?
1/2/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
1/9/17: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
1/16/17: Probably Ninjas
1/23/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
1/30/17: A Case of the Vapors
2/6/17: Bowling Green Massacre
2/13/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia

CRUZROOM

2/23/16: It IS So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday
3/1/16: I’m With Stupid
3/8/16: We Are Number 2
3/15/16: Drumpf’s Tiny Baby Hands
3/22/16: Drunken Regrets
3/29/16: Exxon Valdez
4/5/16: I’m With Stupid
4/12/16: Drunken Regrets
4/19/16: The Salmon of Capistrano
4/26/16: Drunken Regrets
5/3/16: Purple Reign
5/10/16: Drunken Regrets
5/17/16: Exxon Valdez
5/24/16: Drunken Regrets
5/31/16: Drunken Regrets
6/7/16: Drunken Regrets
6/14/16: Exxon Valdez
6/21/16: High Waisted Anxiety
6/28/16: Team LaQueefa
7/5/16: Drunken Regrets
7/12/16: Donald Trump Ate My Sandwich
7/19/16: False Alarm: Dave’s Here!
7/26/16: Drunken Regrets
8/2/16: Drunken Regrets (in a double tiebreaker!)
8/9/16: The Sherpas
8/23/16: The Demogorgan
8/30/16: Occupy Narwhal Street
9/6/16: Turns Out I Love Drake
9/13/16: Make Trivia Great Again
9/20/16: Drunken Regrets
9/27/16: Graboids
10/4/16: Big Test Icicles
10/11/16: Drunken Regrets
10/18/16: Glory Hole-le-luyah
10/25/16: The Losers Club
11/1/16: Drunken Regrets
11/8/16: The Regulators
11/15/16: Drunken Regrets
11/22/16: Drunken Regrets
11/29/16: Drunken Regrets
12/6/16: The Losers Club
12/13/16: Drunken Regret
12/20/16: The Couchies
12/27/16: The Couchies
1/3/17: Drunken Regrets
1/10/17: Drunken Regrets
1/17/17: Still Frozen
1/24/17: Alternative Facts of Life
1/31/17: Drunken Regrets
2/7/17: Alternative Facts of Life
2/14/17: Kellyann Conway Twitty

THE SPEAKEASY

2/23/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/1/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/8/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/15/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/22/16: Dance Move Burglars
3/29/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/5/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/12/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/19/16: Dance Move Burglars
4/26/16: Dance Move Burglars
5/3/16: Been through the Desert on a Team with No Name
5/10/16: Gravy Station
5/17/16: At Least We Came
5/24/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
5/31/16: Gravy Situation
6/7/16: Gravy Situation
6/14/16: Gravy Situation
6/21/16: Dance Move Burglars
6/28/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
7/5/16: Gravy Situation
7/12/16: Gravy Situation
7/19/16: Dance Move Burglars
7/26/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
8/2/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/16/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/23/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/30/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/6/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/13/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
9/20/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/27/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
10/4/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
10/11/16: Dance Move Burglars
10/18/16: Dance Move Burglars
10/25/16: At Least We Came
11/1/16: Dance Move Burglars
11/8/16: Dance Move Burglars
11/15/16: At Least We Came
11/29/16: Where’s Our Fucking Gravy Train?
12/6/16: Dance Move Burglars
12/13/16: It’s Raining Mennonites
12/20/16: It’s Raining Mennonites
12/27/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
1/3/17: Where’s Our Fucking Gravy Train?
1/10/17: Cobra Kai
1/17/17: Snow Blow
1/24/17: Dance Move Burglars
1/31/17: Dance Move Burglars
2/7/17: Dance Move Burglars
2/14/17: It’s Raining Mennonites

RAE’S LAKEVIEW

5/24/16: MegatRon Swanson
5/31/16: MegatRon Swanson
6/7/16: Cobra Kai
6/14/16: MegatRon Swanson
6/21/16: Sex Pigeons (in a dramatic tiebreaker!)
6/28/16: MegatRon Swanson
7/5/16: We Have No Ideas
7/12/16: Portland Gentleladeez Militia
7/19/16: MegatRon Swanson
7/26/16: MegatRon Swanson
8/2/16: Cobra Kai
8/9/16: MegatRon Swanson
8/16/16: Especially in the Mornings
8/23/16: We Still Have No Idea
8/30/16: Cobra Kai
9/6/16: Cobra Kai
9/13/16: MegatRon Swanson
9/20/16: Cobra Kai
9/27/16: It’s Crowded in Here
10/4/16: Trumped Up Trickle Down
10/11/16: MegatRon Swanson
10/18/16: Club Med
10/25/16: Ladies and the Tramp
11/1/16: Who Farted?
11/8/16: Booze Clues
11/15/16: Booze Clues
11/22/16: Megatron Swanson
11/29/16: Club Med
12/6/16: Booze Clues
12/13/16: Megatron Swanson
12/20/16: Shazaam Starring Shaquille O’Neal (1st-time players!)
12/27/16: Megatron Swanson
1/3/17: Porter’s Parents (1st-time winners!)
1/10/17: Porter’s Parents
1/17/17: Snope
1/24/17: Booze Clues
1/31/17: Megatron Swanson
2/7/17: Megatron Swanson
2/14/17: CHIXXX

THE HUTCH

2/24/16: We Shall Overcomb Trump
3/2/16: Grandpa Seth
3/9/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
3/16/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
3/23/16: We Shall Overcomb
3/30/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
4/6/16: Honey Nut Scooters
4/13/16: Hack n Slash
4/20/16: I’m With Stupid
4/27/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/4/16: Flanders United
5/11/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/18/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/25/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/1/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
6/8/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/15/16: Grandpa Seth
6/22/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/29/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
7/6/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
7/13/16: Darth Brooks
7/20/16: Kevin
7/27/16: Hoof Hearted
8/3/16: Taco Cat
8/10/16: Perfect Stranger Things
8/17/16: Perfect Stranger Things
8/24/16: Daryl’s Lesbian Haircut
8/31/16: The Wrong Kind of Tacky
9/7/16: Honey Nut Skooters
9/14/16: Prestige Worldwide
9/21/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
9/28/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
10/5/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
10/12/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
10/19/16: Honey Nut Skooters
10/26/16: Meat Sweats
11/2/16: Prestige Worldwide
11/9/16: Make Trivia Great Again
11/16/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
11/23/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/30/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
12/7/16: Daryl’s Lesbian Haircut
12/14/16: The Snow Ate My Homework
12/21/16: Bat Penatar
12/28/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
1/4/16: Prestige Worldwide
1/11/17: Sno Bros
1/18/17: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
1/25/17: Turgid Tipplers
2/1/17: Just the Alternative Facts, Ma’am
2/8/17: High School Grizzly Defense Team
2/15/17: Hillary Clinton’s Schaudenfreude

PETER’S BAR & GRILL

2/24/16: Bipolar Express
3/2/16: Bipolar Express
3/9/16: Ponies With Axes
3/16/16: Bipolar Express
3/23/16: Fanny Burpers
3/30/16: Fuzzy Dupes
4/6/16: MegatRon Swanson
4/14/16: Zamboners
4/21/16: Lillard and Aminu and Plumlee, Oh My!
4/28/16: Lillard and Aminu and Plumlee, Oh My!
5/4/16: I’m With Stupid
5/11/16: The CJ McCollum Hour
5/18/16: I’m With Stupid
5/25/16: I’m With Stupid
6/1/16: I’m With Stupid
6/8/16: I’m With Stupid
6/15/16: Bizarro Doppelgänger (1st-time players!)
6/22/16: I’m With Stupid
6/29/16: Get Off My Lawn (1st-time winners!)
7/6/16: Get Off My Lawn
7/13/16: I’m With Stupid
7/20/16: Ponies With Axes
7/27/16: The Old Standbys
8/3/16: Bipolar Express
8/10/16: Bipolar Express
8/31/16: I’m With Stupid
9/7/16: Ponies With Axes
9/14/16: Shitty Shitty Horse Shit
9/21/16: This Team Is Coming Like a Ghost Team
9/28/16: No Bueno
10/5/16: No Bueno
10/12/16: Taco Party
10/19/16: Fanny Burpers
10/26/16: I’m With Stupid
11/2/16: The Motherfucking Chicago Cubs
11/9/16: The Chemists
11/16/16: Leggo My Franco
11/23/16: Ponies With Axes
11/30/16: I’m With Stupid
12/7/16: Ponies With Axes
12/14/16: Snowpocalypse!
12/21/16: Leggo My Franco
12/28/16: Fanny Burpers
1/4/17: bobsmith69@aol.com
1/11/17: Snow Job
1/18/17: It’s Raining Mennonites
1/25/17: Ponies With Axes
2/1/17: Ponies with Axes
2/8/17: Leggo My Franco
2/15/17: Ponies with Axes

LOMBARD PUB

10/12/16: Ken Bone Thugs ‘n Harmony
10/19/16: 3 Dicks
10/26/16: 3 Dicks
11/2/16: Shut the Fuck Up, Steve!
11/16/16: You Can’t Stop the Corn Dogs
11/23/16: Biscuit Meniscus
11/30/16: The Distempers
12/7/16: Burnside Couch Quadruplet (45 points!)
12/14/16: No trivia due to University of Portland end-of-semester pub crawl
12/21/16: Team James
12/28/16: Flossing the Delaware
1/4/17: The Distempers
1/11/17: Singing in the Rain Man
1/18/17: Rhymes With Sillinger
1/25/17: Who’s a Good Boy? Eddie’s a Good Boy! (in a dramatic tiebreaker!)
2/1/17: Biscuit Meniscus
2/8/17: Nevertheless, She Persisted (in a dramatic comeback!)
2/15/17: Biscuit Meniscus (a whopping 42 points!)

EAST BURN

2/25/16: Tuna Eggs
2/28/16 (Oscar Quiz):
3/3/16: Puppy Monkey Baby (1st-time players!)
3/10/16: Drumpf4prez69(420) (1st-time players!)
3/17/16: No trivia on World Guinness Day
3/24/16: BellingHamsters (1st-time players!)
3/31/16: Leggo My Franco
4/7/16: Smelsy
4/14/16: Jane Does Our Taxes
4/21/16: Start Time Bandits
4/28/16: Leggo My Franco
5/5/16: Hanging Brain
5/12/16: I’m With Stupid
5/19/16: Tuna Eggs
5/26/16: “P”
6/2/16: Leggo My Franco
6/9/16: The Cumberbatch Kids (1st-time players!)
6/16/16: Academics (1st-time players!)
6/23/16: Kylo RenFaire
6/30/16: The Patronizers (1st-time players!)
7/7/16: The Shade Zone
7/14/16: Twinkies
7/21/16: Leggo My Franco
7/28/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
8/4/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
8/11/16: Leggo My Franco
8/25/16: Victory HugoNauts (1st-time players!)
9/1/16: Beer Goggles (1st-time winners!)
9/8/16: I’m With Stupid
9/15/16: Better Late than Pregnant (1st-time players!)
9/22/16: Dorcas
9/29/16: I’m With Stupid
10/6/16: Pumpkinspice Brain Farts
10/13/16: Ebony Ebony Ebony Ivory
10/20/16: I’m With Stupid
10/27/16: The Erins
11/3/16: Mother’s Love (1st-time players!)
11/10/16: Nasty Women and Bad Hombres (1st-time winners!)
11/24/16: The Pilgrims Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Awesome Parents (1st-time players!)
12/8/16: Snow Pants
12/15/16: I’m With Stupid
12/22/16: Suck It 2016
12/29/16: I’m With Stupid
1/5/17: Firstbook (1st-time players!)
1/12/17: Ezra Jack Keats’s The Snowy Day
1/19/17: Apocalyptic Macaques (1st-time players!)
1/26/17: Cumberbatch Kids
2/2/17: Kidney Stoners (1st-time players!)
2/9/17: 4 Fruits and a Fly
2/16/17: Teams Nasty

BARE BONES BAR

2/25/16: Beyond Thunderdome
3/3/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
3/10/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
3/17/16: No trivia for the Holy Fest of Saint Patrick
3/24/16: Montavillains
3/31/16: Montavillains
4/7/16: Beyond Thunderdome
4/14/16: Notorious VAG
4/21/16: Beyond Thunderdome
4/28/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
5/5/16: Wanderlush
5/12/16: Shitballs
5/19/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
5/26/16: Who Gets What Wristbands?
6/2/16: Beyond Thunderdome
6/9/16: Montavillains
6/16/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
6/23/16: Montavillains
6/30/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
7/7/16: Fourth Place Ponies
7/14/16: Wanderlush
7/21/16: Beyond Thunderdome
7/28/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
8/4/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
8/18/16: The Fighting Mongooses
8/25/16: The Fighting Mongooses (in a dramative 3-way (!) tie!)
9/1/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
9/8/16: Fourth Place Ponies
9/15/16: Fourth Place Ponies
9/22/16: Chuckle Fuckers
9/29/16: Fourth Place Ponies
10/6/16: Wanderlush
10/13/16: The Fighting Mongooses
10/20/16: Quiz Quiztofferson
10/27/16: Wanderlush
11/3/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/10/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/17/16: Wanderlush
11/24/16: The Turkey Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Wanderlush
12/8/16: Snow Bibs
12/15/16: Fourth Place Ponies
12/22/16: Fourth Place Ponies
12/29/16: Montavillains
1/5/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance
1/12/17: Fourth Place Ponies
1/19/17: Fourth Place Ponies
1/26/17: Fourth Place Ponies
2/2/17: Fourth Place Ponies
2/9/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance (40 points!)
2/16/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance

LA MERDE

2/25/16: Boyfight
3/3/16: Boyfight
3/10/16: Teach a Man to Fist … (1st-time winners!)
3/17/16: Fuck the Irish
3/24/16: Librarians of Libations
3/31/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating (1st-time winners!)
4/7/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating
4/14/16: On the Nose
4/21/16: Boyfight
4/28/16: Answer Pants
5/5/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating
5/12/16: Answer Pants
5/19/16: Governor Quiz Quiztie (1st-time players!)
5/26/16: Answer Pants
6/2/16: We’re Stumped
6/9/16: Answer Pants
6/16/16: Answer Pants
6/23/16: Strip Club Horror Show (1st-time players!)
6/26/16: (Queers vs. Breeders annual showdown): Superfuzz (1st-time players!)
6/30/16: Answer Pants
7/7/16: Answer Pants
7/14/16: Answer Pants
7/21/16: We’re Stumped
7/28/16: Answer Pants
8/4/16: Periodic Table Dancers
8/11/16: Answer Pants
8/25/16: Hot Machines
9/1/16: Snowden Boner
9/8/16: MegatRon Swanson
9/15/16: Dirty Van Man (1st-time players!)
9/22/16: Anything Goes (1st-time players!)
9/29/16: Winner Is Coming
10/6/16: Answer Pants
10/13/16: Answer Pants
10/20/16: Fox Force Redux
10/27/16: Answer Pants
11/3/16: The Flagellums
11/10/16: Cascadia Secession Movement
11/17/16: Bobcats
11/24/16: The Mashed Potatoes Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Kitty Cat Dog (1st-time players!)
12/8/16: Snow Boots
12/15/16: Snow’s Hit Single “Informer”
12/22/16: 23 Musketeers (1st-time players!)
12/29/16: The Bee Team
1/5/17: One Night in Portland
1/12/17: Snow Balls
1/19/17: I Walked from Morrison to Get Here
1/26/17: Answer Pants
2/2/17: Saffron Sandshrew
2/9/17: Two Blind Mice

ZACH’S SHACK

2/25/16: Mad Marco Rubio Fury Road
3/3/16: TNJ 35
3/10/16: The Shellis
3/17/16: Fourth Place Ponies
3/24/16: The Shellis
3/31/16: Children of Men in Black
4/7/16: Famous Dogs
4/14/16: Buffalo Bill Cosby
4/21/16: Shaquille O’Neal Degrasse Tyson
4/28/16: The Shellis
5/5/16: Trivia Newton John
5/12/16: Francis Ford Cornucoppolla
5/19/16: Steven Seagall Bladder
5/26/16: We’ll Get to It
6/2/16: We’ll Get to It
6/9/16: Sparkle Motion
6/16/16: Dimebag Darryl Hannah
6/23/16: Trivia Newton John
6/30/16: Suck It, Trebek!
7/7/16: Brexit through the Gift Shop
7/14/16: Tri-State Champs
7/21/16: Trivia Newton John
7/28/16: Joe Biden’s Bitchin’ Camaro
8/4/16: Joe Biden’s Bitchin’ Friendship Bracelet
8/11/16: We’ll Get to It
8/18/16: Cheeky Monkeys
8/25/16: Megatron Swanson
9/1/16: Anthony Weiner’s Bitchin’ Selfie Stick
9/8/16: Hollywood Stars & Celebs
9/15/16: KISS’s Greatest Hits
9/22/16: Swing Voters
9/29/16: Tri-State Champs
10/6/16: Team Mediocre
10/13/16: Bob Dylando Calrissian
10/20/16: Hollywoo! Stars & Celebs
11/3/16: Tri State Champions
11/10/16: #wexit
11/17/16: Ben Hur, Done That
11/24/16: The Pumkin Pie Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: We’ll Get to It
12/8/16: Pablo
12/15/16: Tri-State Champs
12/22/16: Putin on My Pants
12/29/16: 14 & Flaccid
1/5/17: That’s Gauche
1/12/17: 14 & Flaccid
1/19/17: The FJVs
1/26/17: The Alternative Facts of Life
2/2/17: A Dingo Ate Your Refugee
2/9/17: Sore Loser Special Snowflakes

SEWICKLY’S ADDITION

2/23/16: Dr. Ruthless (final winners at this beloved institution; RIP, Sewick’s!)

For last year’s winners, see the Hall of Fame 2015.