Hall of Fame

Behold the Triviology champions! The “trivia season” culminates each February, when we celebrate the anniversary of ShanRock’s Triviology at the Clash of The Trivia Titans. Here are the winners for the 2009 - 2010 season:

EAST BURN

2/15/09: Bourbon Renewal
2/22/09: (Oscar Quiz Night) You Like Me, You Really Like Me!
3/1/09: East Side Ramblers
3/8/09: Dr. Spaceman
3/15/09: Dr. Spaceman
3/22/09: Dr. Spaceman
3/29/09: (80s Quiz Night) Dr. Spaceman
4/5/09: Lady & The Tramp Stamp
4/12/09: no quiz tonight (Easter Sunday)
4/19/09: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
4/26/09: The Quibblers
5/3/09: Dr. Spaceman
5/10/09: Dr. Spaceman
5/17/09: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
5/24/09: Slick Beaver
5/31/09: The Analrapists
6/7/09: Dr. Spaceman
6/14/09: Barbarians At The Gates Foundation
6/21/09: Barbarians At The Gates Foundation
6/28/09: For The Kids (CMT)!
7/5/09: Slick Beaver
7/12/09: Sanford’s Illegitimate Sons
7/19/09: The Wise Latinas
7/26/09: Sweathogs
8/2/09: Fellatio Hornblower
8/9/09: Bea Arthur’s Dick In A Box
8/16/09: The Socialists
8/23/09: Simply Red Eye
8/30/09: Vaginaplasty Vacation
9/6/09: Never Go Full Retard
9/13/09: Jim’s Not Here
9/20/09: Big Buck Hunter S. Thompson
9/27/09: Bea Arthur’s Dick In A Box
10/4/09: The Candy Asses
10/11/09: The Deviated Septums
10/18/09: Honky Grandma Be Trippin’
10/25/09: Balloon Boy George
11/1/09: Capture The Dream
11/8/09: Balloon Boy George
11/15/09: Ann Veal’s Christian Bonfire
11/22/09: (Stumptown Lowdown Quiz Night) Industrial Evolutionists
11/29/09: Jive Tofurkey
12/6/09: Jive Tofurkey
12/13/09: Jim’s Not Here
12/20/09: Barbarians At The Gates Foundation
12/27/09: *no trivia tonight
1/3/10: Jim’s Not Here
1/10/10: Han Shot First
1/17/10: Chili Con Carnival
1/24/10: Bea Arthur’s Dick In A Box
1/31/10: Todd Bridges of Madison County
2/7/10: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
2/14/10: Ken Jennings Lovechild
2/21/10: Chili Con Carnival

LADD’S INN

2/15/09: We Chose Beer
2/22/09: no quiz here tonight (Oscar quiz night at East Burn)
3/1/09: There’s A Cat In Here
3/8/09: Where’s Jenny’s Pussy?
3/15/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
3/22/09: Don’t Poop In OR On My Car
3/29/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
4/5/09: Seamus & The Shit Shows
4/12/09: The Shit Show Apostles
4/19/09: Jimmy Jorp Jomp
4/26/09: Everyone’s Replaceable, Especially Sarah
5/3/09: Yesterday Was Ritchie’s Birthday & He’s Officially Old As Fuck
5/10/09: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
5/17/09: Pujols Leads The League In Runs
5/24/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
5/31/09: Slick Beaver
6/7/09: Doopers Troopers
6/14/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
6/21/09: Pujols Lays Down A Bunt
6/28/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
7/5/09: Fellatio Hornblower
7/12/09: But I Don’t Wanna Be A Pirate!
7/19/09: Butterfaces
7/26/09: Did You Say “Barfly Party“?!
8/2/09: Fellatio Hornblower
8/9/09: Fellatio Hornblower
8/16/09: Pujols Snares A Line Drive
8/23/09: Checkmate
8/30/09: There’s No “I” In “Meat”
9/6/09: Menergy *Final night at this venue!

ELLA STREET SOCIAL CLUB

4/27/09: Willocalypse
5/4/09: What’s So Civil About WAROCALYPSE Anyway?
5/11/09: Rubber Chickens
5/18/09: Drunken Unicorns
5/25/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
6/1/09: The Unprofessionals
6/8/09: Hold On To Your Thinking Caps
6/15/09: Midas Touch My Balls
6/22/09: Fuck You, Jesus - I’M Undead!
6/29/09: Anastasia Beaverhausen
7/6/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
7/13/09: Willocalypse
7/20/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
7/27/09: No AC = No Quizzery!
8/3/09: Basket of Fruit
8/10/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
8/17/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
8/24/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
8/31/09: Team Trifecta
9/7/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
9/14/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
9/21/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
9/28/09: (Arrested Dev. Quiz) Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution
10/5/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
10/12/09: The Dudez
10/19/09: Radical Potty Crooks
10/26/09: Butter Star Galactica
11/2/09: (It’s Always Sunny in Philly Quiz) Rock, Flag & Eagle
11/9/09: Nutter Butter Face
11/16/09: I Smell A Clambake
11/23/09: Mothers of Retention
11/30/09: Mothers of Retention
12/7/09: (30ROCK Quiz) Cat Day
12/14/09: Dai Bach
12/21/09: Mothers of Retention
12/28/09: Mothers of Retention
1/4/10: (MADMEN) Peggy Olsen’s Bastard Children
1/11/10: Mothers Of Retention
1/18/10: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
1/25/10: Mothers Of Retention
2/1/10: (Harry Potter) Get These Motherfuckin’ Snapes Off My Motherfukin’ Nimbus 2000
2/8/10: Mothers of Retention
2/15/10: Crackhead Boxers
2/22/10: Linda Is A Whore

HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY

2/9/09: The Whole Sick Crew
2/16/09: She’s Addicted To What My Dick Did
2/23/09: The Whole Sick Crew
3/2/09: Smiley Bastards
3/9/09: The Whole Sick Crew: West
3/16/09: Every Week Is Finals Week For Willocalypse
3/23/09: The Whole Sick Crew
3/30/09: Birthday Party Hornblower
4/6/09: Midas Touch My Balls
4/13/09: I Wish I Was Will Smith’s Girl-ocalypse
4/20/09: Midas Touch My Balls
4/27/09: Why You Gotta Be So Mean?
5/4/09: Fellatio Hornblower
5/11/09: Midas Touch My Balls
5/18/09: Fellatio Hornblower
5/25/09: Midas - OUCH, My Balls!
6/1/09: Midas Touch My Balls
6/8/09: Nobody Fucks With The Undead Fellatio
6/15/09: Midas Touch My Balls
6/22/09: Michigan Avenue
6/29/09: Yahweh Or The Highway
7/6/09: Dangling Poo
7/13/09: Midas Touch My Balls
7/20/09: Fellatio Hornblower
7/27/09: Fellatio Hornblower
8/3/09: Fellatio Hornblower
8/10/09: Willocalypse
8/17/09: Willocalypsis
8/24/09: & Jesus Said “Nobody Fucks w/Fellatio Hornblower” & There Was Much Rejoicing!
8/31/09: Fellatio Hornblower
9/7/09: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
9/14/09: Midas Touch My Balls
9/21/09: Fellatio Hornblower
9/28/09: Midas Touch My Balls
10/5/09: Midas Touch My Balls
10/12/09: Midas Touch My Balls
10/19/09: Fellatio Hornblower
10/26/09: Fellatio Hornblower
11/2/09: Fellatio Hornblower
11/9/09: Fellatio Hornblower
11/16/09: Midas Touch My Balls
11/23/09: Midas Touch My Balls
11/30/09: Midas Touch My Balls
12/7/09: Fellatio Hornblower
12/14/09: Midas Touch My Balls
12/21/09: Fellatio Hornblower
12/28/09: Team Evil
1/4/10: Team Evil
1/11/10: Midas Touch My Balls
1/18/10: Flanders Four Furry Fokkers
1/25/10: Team Evil Jesus
2/1/10: Team Evil Jesus
2/8/10: Midas Touch My Balls
2/15/10: Team Evil Jesus
2/22/10: There Are Spiders In My Fucking Mouth!

SEWICKLY’S ADDITION

2/10/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
2/17/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
2/24/09: Bat Penatar
3/3/09: Release The Kraken
3/10/09: Release The Kraken
3/17/09: *no quiz tonight - St. Patty’s Day!
3/24/09: Paper Pushing Pamby Poohs
3/31/09: Release The Kraken
4/7/09: Release The Kraken
4/14/09: Team Action Go YES!
4/21/09: Release The Kraken
4/28/09: Fail Blazers
5/5/09: 7 PM Shame Eyes
5/12/09: Todd Bridges of Madison Country
5/19/09: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Syphilis
5/26/09: Little Baby Grabbo
6/2/09: Release The Kraken
6/9/09: Don’t Call Me Biscuits
6/16/09: Bat Penatar
6/23/09: Obama Says “Knock You Out!”
6/30/09: Todd Bridges of Madison County
7/7/09: Release The Kraken
7/14/09: Don’t Call Me Biscuits
7/21/09: Paper Pushing Pamby Poohs
7/28/09: Sweaty Little Jocks
8/4/09: Todd Bridges of Madison County
8/11/09: Don’t Call Me Biscuits
8/18/09: Release The Kraken
8/25/09: So-Crates
9/1/09: Release The Kraken
9/8/09: Release The Kraken
9/15/09: Todd Bridges of Madison County
9/22/09: So-Crates
9/29/09: Team Action Go Yes!
10/6/09: Illegitimate Sons of Mrs. Butterworth
10/13/09: Todd Bridges of Madison County
10/20/09: Linda Is A Whore
10/27/09: Linda Is A Whore
11/3/09: Release The Kraken
11/10/09: Release The Kraken
11/17/09: Linda Is A Whore
11/24/09: Release The Kraken
12/1/09: Linda Is A Whore
12/8/09: Release The Kraken
12/15/09: Release The Kraken
12/22/09: Barbarians At The Gates Foundation
12/29/09: *no trivia tonight - Snowpocalypse!
1/5/10: Linda Is A Whore
1/12/10: Linda Is A Whore
1/19/10: Release The Kraken
1/26/10: Linda Is A Whore
2/2/10: There’s No “I” In Meat
2/9/10: So-Crates
2/16/10: Buttoned Like Einstein
2/23/10: Release The Kraken

WXYZ

6/30/09: The Bandon Brain
7/7/09: One White Glove
7/14/09: One White Glove
7/21/09: Donyo
7/28/09: XXX-Why?
8/4/09: The Frankly, My Dears
8/11/09: One White Glove
8/18/09: Team Birch
8/25/09: Javelin Accident
9/1/09: Multiple Scorgasms
9/8/09: Moose Brothers & Broad
9/15/09: Multiple Scorgasms
*Temporary switch to Sundays
9/27/09: P in the V
10/11/09: Les Habitans
*Return to Tuesdays
10/20/09: Black Cop, White Cop - One Does The Duty, One Gets The Booty
10/27/09: Cleveland Steamer
11/3/09: Multiple Scorgams
11/10/09: The Croations
11/17/09: The Bunghole Liquors
11/24/09: Team Jennifer
12/1/09: Mystery Team
12/8/09: Silver Platners
12/15/09: Mystery Team
12/22/09: The Bunghole Liquors
12/29/09: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!
1/5/10: Sassy Tickle
1/12/10: Mystery Team
1/19/10: Lots Of Shit On Her Salad
1/26/10: B. J.
2/2/10: I Smell A Clambake
2/9/10: Tumbleweeds
2/16/10: There’s No “I” In “Meat”
2/23/10: There’s No “I” In “Meat”

PETER’S 19th HOLE

2/11/09: Riding Shotgun With Billy Joel
2/18/09: Free Lynn Stomps!
2/25/09: Where’s Teresa?
3/4/09: Blue Darts
3/11/09: Grandmaster Karyn and the Fightin’ Five
3/18/09: Something Inappropriate About Patrick Swayze
3/25/09: Longrod McHugendong
4/1/09: Team “X”
4/8/09: Bea Arthur’s Dick In A Box
4/15/09: Dee Dee Clevage & Tess Tickles
4/22/09: no quiz tonight
4/29/08: Bea Arthur . . . In A Box
5/6/09: The STFUs
5/13/09: Sugartits
5/20/09: Where the Hell Are My Teammates?
5/27/09: Sheik Djibouti
6/3/09: The Cane Pole Gang
6/10/09: Sugartits
6/17/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
6/24/09: Butterface
7/1/09: Boom Goes The Dynamite!
7/8/09: I Can’t Believe We’re Not Butterfaces!
7/15/09: Sugartits
7/22/09: The “Ugly Truth” Is That This Movie Sucks
7/29/09: Last Call
8/5/09: Jillex
8/12/09: Can’t Find a BUTTER Man
8/19/09: Serial Commas
8/26/09: Pirates Over Ninjas ANY Day!
9/2/09: Ponies With Axes
9/9/09: Boom! Goes The Dynamite
9/16/09: Ponies With Axes
9/23/09: Muh On You
9/30/09: Boom! Goes The Dynamite
10/7/09: Thug Murder
10/14/09: Boom! Goes The Dynamite
10/21/09: Kraken, Too: Electric Bugaloo
10/28/09: Moose Knuckle Sandwich
11/4/09: Kraken, Too: Electric Bugaloo
11/11/09: Wisdom Toothes
11/18/09: Kraken, Too: Electric Bugaloo
11/25/09: Release The Kraken
12/2/09: Puke & Cry
12/9/09: Who’s Mistress #14 *Final Peter’s quiz of 2009
1/6/10: Ponies With Axes
1/13/10: Bea Arthur’s Dick In A Box
1/20/10: Kraken II: Electric Bugaloo
1/27/10: Bumpusses
2/3/10: Ponies With Axes
2/10/10: Kraken II: Electric Bugaloo
2/17/10: Ponies With Axes
2/24/10: Mills’ Birthday

THE HUTCH

2/11/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
2/18/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
2/25/09: The Cannabanoid Menace
3/4/09: Trying To Be Clever
3/11/09: The Adjective Noun
3/18/09: Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf - The Village Is On Fire!
3/25/09: Dr. Spaceman
4/1/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
4/8/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
4/15/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
4/22/09: Sparkle Motion
4/29/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
5/6/09: Sparkle Motion
5/13/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
5/20/09: Major Danger & Captain What?
5/27/09: Minimus Maximus
6/3/09: Sparkle Motion
6/10/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
6/17/09: Chix-n-Dick
6/24/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
7/1/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
7/8/09: Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf, The Village Is On Fire!
7/15/09: Chappelle Show’d
7/22/09: Chappelle Show’d
7/29/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
8/5/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
8/12/09: The Biz-Natch
8/19/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
8/26/09: Who Dat Ninja?!
9/2/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
9/9/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
9/16/09: Who Dat Ninja?!
9/23/09: Glen Beck’s Drunken Shitheads
9/30/09: El Cid’s Fax Machine
10/7/09: Team Bowl
10/14/09: Bat Penatar
10/21/09: Wisdom Teeth
10/28/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
11/4/09: So Emu Farm
11/11/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
11/18/09: Bat Penatar
11/25/09: There’s No “I” In Meat
12/2/09: Dave Thomas Jefferson Davis
12/9/09: Astronauts of Terror
12/16/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
12/23/09: Full On Columbia Haterz
12/30/09: Who Dat Ninja?!
1/6/10: Friends of Dean Martinez
1/13/10: Who Dat Ninja?!
1/20/10: Let’s Get Trivial Newton-John
1/27/10: Paper Pushing Pamby Poos
2/3/10: El Cid’s Fax Machine
2/10/10: Astronauts of Terror
2/17/10: Friends of Dean Martinez
2/24/10: Friends of Dean Martinez

HUTCH ON HOLGATE

9/23/09: Midas Touch My Balls
9/30/09: The Wing Nuts
10/7/09: The Beard & The Ladies
10/14/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
10/21/09: Samurai I Amurai
10/28/09: Skullduggery
11/4/09: Snicklefritz
11/11/09: Food Aggressive
11/18/09: Chocolate Apocalypse
11/25/09: Chumby Wombly
12/2/09: Car Wash Crybaby
12/9/09: It’s Dead & Alive Until You Open The Box Collapsing The Wave
12/16/09: Balls of Prudence
12/23/09: Dr. Spaceman
12/30/09: Dr. Spaceman
1/6/10: Hot Karl Marx Brothers
1/13/10: Ghost Buffet
1/20/10: I Smell A Clambake
1/27/10: Cissoid
2/3/10: Team Bronze
2/10/10: Dolphin Kill
2/17/10: Xanadu
2/24/10: Hungry Orcas

LA MERDE

2/12/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
2/19/09: Elven Underground Resistance
2/26/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
3/5/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
3/12/09: Sugartits
3/19/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
3/26/09: Colonial Vipers
4/2/09: Electric Chair-ity
4/9/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
4/16/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
4/23/09: Car RamRod
4/30/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
5/7/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
5/14/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
5/21/09: It’s In the Hall If You Want It
5/28/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
6/4/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
6/11/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
6/18/09: The Whole Fist
6/25/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
7/2/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
7/9/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
7/16/09: Ladder Gymnastics
7/23/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
7/30/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
8/6/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
8/13/09: Nerdy . . . Yet Intimidating
8/20/09: The Heat Is ON, Bitches!
8/27/09: BUTT First!
9/3/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
9/10/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
9/17/09: Never Go Full Retard
9/24/09: Never Go Full Retard
10/1/09: Never Go Full Retard
10/8/09: Gertrude Stein, Motherfucker!
10/15/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
10/22/09: Never go Full Retard
10/29/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
11/5/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
11/12/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
11/19/09: Boom! Goes The Dynamite
11/26/09: *no trivia - it’s Thanksgiving!
12/3/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
12/10/09: Parties Over Bitches
12/17/09: Octopus Shellgame
12/24/09: *no trivia - it’s Xmas Eve!
12/31/09: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
1/7/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
1/14/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
1/21/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
1/28/10: Buttoned Like Einstein
2/4/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
2/11/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
2/18/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!
2/25/10: Fear! Fear, For Your Safety!

KENTON CLUB

2/12/09: I’m The Lord of YOUR Ring
2/19/09: Moose & Squirrel
2/26/09: Falcor’s Balls
3/5/09: Dain Bramage
3/12/09: The Bio-Mass Generators
3/19/09: How Many Times Have You Been Prostitute?
3/26/09: Greeley Thunder Project Featuring Science
4/2/09: Greeley Thunder Project Featuring Old Age & Wisdom
4/9/09: Brown Chicken Brown Cow
4/16/09: The Bench Rattlers
4/23/09: Pimp Sticks
4/30/09: Moose & Squirrel
5/7/09: Patrick Swayze Chippendale Centaur
5/14/09: Let’s Go Crazy Pills
5/21/09: Pimp Sticks
5/28/09: Would One Of You Ladies Like To Meet Me In The Restroom?
6/4/09: Team One
6/11/09: Pimp Sticks
6/18/09: The Birthday Suits
6/25/09: It’s Raining Meningitis
7/2/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
7/9/09: Michael Touched Us Deeply
7/16/09: Pimp Sticks
7/23/09: Pimp Sticks
7/30/09: Diff’rent Heat Strokes
8/6/09: Pimp Sticks
8/13/09: Pimp Sticks
8/20/09: Zach’s Friends
8/27/09: Moosesauce
9/3/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
9/10/09: Pimp Sticks
9/17/09: Pimp Fucking Norris Sticks
9/24/09: Mr. K
10/1/09: Smarty Slacks
10/8/09: Pimp Sticks
10/15/09: Pimp Sticks
10/22/09: Pimp Sticks
10/29/09: Pimp Sticks
11/5/09: Pimp Sticks
11/12/09: Pimp Sticks
11/19/09: Pimp Sticks
11/26/09: *no trivia - it’s Thanksgiving!
12/3/09: Chico Cha Chas
12/10/09: Pimp Sticks
12/17/09: Still, Where Did The Trivia Come From?
12/24/09: *no trivia - it’s Xmas Eve!
12/31/09: *no trivia - it’s New Year’s Eve!
1/7/10: *no trivia - holidays!
1/14/10: Pimp Sticks
1/21/10: Pimp Sticks
1/28/10: I’d Rather Be Playing Pool
2/4/10: Pimp Sticks
2/11/10: Pimp Sticks
2/18/10: Pimp Sticks
2/25/10: Pimp Sticks

LISTED BELOW ARE ALL OF THE CHAMPIONS OF THE 2008 - 2009 TRIVIA SEASON . . .

EAST BURN

8/17/08: Galactus Khan, Motherfucker!
8/24/08: no pub quiz tonight
8/31/08: An Open Bar Always Helps
9/7/08: The Scalp Lickers
9/14/08: Whisky River
9/21/08: Dr. Spaceman
9/28/08: The Picayune Nitpickers
10/5/08: Every Week Is Shark Week
10/12/08: I Can See Russia From My House, Bitches!
10/19/08: Never Follow A Hippie To A Second Location
10/26/08: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
11/2/08: Brown Chicken Brown Cow
11/9/08: The Knitwits
11/16/08: Polamalu Island
11/23/08: The Sweater Capes
11/30/08: PEN15 Club
12/7/08: Yankee Bar Mitzvah
12/14/08: The Were-Lawyers
12/21/08: *no quiz tonight - SNOW!
12/28/08: Every Week Is Shark Week
1/4/09: Dr. Spaceman
1/11/09: Dr. Spaceman
1/18/09: Business Time
1/25/09: Bourbon Renewal
2/1/09: Tardis Team

LADD’S INN

11/23/08: Thinking is Hard
11/30/08: Strike Team
12/7/08: Strike Team Strikes Back
12/14/08: I Just Called To Say Fuck You
12/21/08: *no pub quiz tonight - SNOW!
12/28/08: I Came Here To Answer Trivia And Chew Bubble Gum, And I’m All Out Of Bubble Gum!
1/4/09: The Wilford Brimley Experience
1/11/09: SlingBladeRunner
1/18/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
1/25/09: Fuck THOSE Guys!
2/1/09: Fuck PATRICK!

HAWTHORNE HIDEAWAY

2/11/08: Genghis Khan, Motherfucker!
2/18/08: Real Geniuses
2/25/08: Asshole Casserole
3/3/08: The Cleverer
3/10/08: Spitzen Swallows
3/17/08: no pub quiz tonight
3/24/08: Germans & Finns: Leningrad is Toast!
3/31/08: Werewolves of Thunder
4/7/08: The Cleverer
4/14/08: Fuck You Al Gore . . . I Invented The Internet!
4/21/08: Captain Stubing’s Log
4/28/08: Bat Penatar
5/5/08: Bat Penatar
5/12/08: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
5/19/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
5/26/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
6/2/08: Kings of Power - 4 Billion %
6/9/08: Double Camel Toes
6/16/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
6/23/08: 7 Dirty Words
6/30/08: The Fanny Burpers
7/7/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
7/14/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
7/21/08: Let Them Eat Cake
7/28/08: Asshole Casserole
8/4/08: Chug Cats
8/11/08: Roscoe’s Revenge
8/18/08: Willocalypse
8/25/08: Final Vengeance
9/1/08: Los Fabulos Willocalyptos
9/8/08: The Young Rascals
9/15/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
9/22/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
9/29/08: Willocalypse
10/6/08: Sausage Party
10/13/08: Willocalypse To Nowhere
10/20/08: Bat Penatar
10/27/08: Pen15 Club
11/3/08: Laura Ingalls Wilder At Heart
11/10/08: Fellatio Hornblower
11/17/08: Fellatio Fuckfacers
11/24/08: WILLOCALYPSE
12/1/08: Fellatio Hornblower
12/8/08: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
12/15/08: Fellatio Hornblower
12/22/08: Zachary Taylor
12/29/08: Zachary TaylorZ
1/5/09: Fellatio Hornblower
1/12/09: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
1/19/09: Awesome Sauce
1/26/09: Nobody Fucks With The Jesus
2/2/09: Doin’ It, Doin’ It, Doin’ It Will - Willocalypse!

SEWICKLY’S ADDITION

2/12/08: Mind Pirates
2/19/08: DON’T Shit The Bed
2/26/08: I Just Called To Say Fuck You
3/4/08: I Just Called To Say Fuck You
3/11/08: DON’T Shit The Bed
3/18/08: The Cleverer
3/25/08: Heretic’s Pride
4/1/08: I Just Called To Say Fuck You
4/8/08: I, Stankhorse
4/15/08: Genghis Khan vs. The Police
4/22/08: I Just Called To Say Fuck You
4/29/08: Perennial Bridesmaids
5/6/08: X-treme Williams: Another One Bites The Dust
5/13/08: I Just Called To Say Suck My Caucus
5/20/08: Funyuns
5/27/08: Sausage Party
6/3/08: The Haircut Challenge
6/10/08: The Haircut Challenge
6/17/08: Fellatio Hornblower
6/24/08: The PEN15 Club
7/1/08: The PEN15 Club
7/8/08: Yankee Go Home
7/15/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
7/22/08: The PEN15 Club
7/29/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
8/5/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
8/12/08: The Reverend TJ BrentBird Fan Club
8/19/08: Young Fresh Yeticorns
8/26/08: Yankee Go Home
9/2/08: Yankee Go Home
9/9/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
9/16/08: Yankee Go Home
9/23/08: Paper Pushing Pamby Poos
9/30/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
10/7/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
10/14/08: no pub quiz tonight
10/21/08: Yankee Go Home
10/28/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
11/4/08: Invisible Mandingo
11/11/08: Dana Plato’s Republic
11/18/08: Waiting For Wiseley
11/25/08: The Great Great Great Grandfather of Globblox
12/2/08: Britney Spirits
12/9/08: Dr. Spaceman
12/16/08: The Nightman Cometh On My Face
12/23/08: Team RamRod
12/30/08: I Want To Go To Theres
1/6/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
1/13/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
1/20/09: Release The Kraken
1/27/09: Dana Plato’s Republic
2/3/09: The PEN15 Club

THE HUTCH

10/1/08: The Bipolar Bowlers
10/8/08: Never Follow A Hippy To A Second Location
10/15/08: Bea Arthur’s Penis
10/22/08: Palin’ Around With Willocalypse
10/29/08: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
11/5/08: Hell If I Know
11/12/08: Beepers: They’re Making A Comeback!
11/19/08: The Japanese Porn Star Diet - Just East Paper!
11/26/08: Winners Buy Us A Round
12/3/08: Poultry In Motion
12/10/08: Friends of Dean Martinez
12/17/08: Sparkle Motion
12/24/08: no pub quiz tonight (Xmas!)
12/30/08: Friends of Dean Martinez
12/31/08: no pub quiz tonight (New Years Eve!)
1/7/09: Dr. Spaceman
1/14/09: Friends of Dean Martinez
1/21/09: Beau Breedlove Was MY Porn Name!
1/28/09: The Griswolds
2/4/09: Dr. Spaceman

PETER’S 19th HOLE

2/13/08: The Oneders
2/20/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
2/27/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
3/5/08: Team Zissou
3/12/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
3/19/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
3/26/08: Sugartits
4/2/08: Sausage Party
4/9/08: It’s Been A Rough Week
4/16/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
4/23/08: McKenzie & The Portlandettes
4/30/08: Don Nazi
5/7/08: Genghis Khan, Motherfucker, Motherfucker!
5/14/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
5/21/08: Trivia Newton-John
5/28/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
6/4/08: McKenzie & The Portlettes
6/11/08: Which One’s Pink?
6/18/08: I Wasn’t Using That Gall Bladder Anyway
6/25/08: The Jimmy Hat Folks Featuring The Fox Force
7/2/08: Scott Storch, Can I Borrow Your Yacht?
7/9/08: Casa Duh
7/16/08: Mangy Squirrels
7/23/08: Ponies On Parade
7/30/08: Exit Strategy
8/6/08: Tricksy Beachcombers
8/13/08: Mothersauce
8/20/08: Yummy Jade Panda Garden
8/27/08: Boom Goes The Dynamite!
9/3/08: Ponies With Axes
9/10/08: Team Awesome
9/17/08: Hop Heads
9/24/08: “Ugly” In Farsi
10/1/08: Green Eggs And Ham
10/8/08: Power Team U.S.A.
10/15/08: Tree From Hell
10/22/08: Jimmy Hat Nation
10/29/08: The Fanny Burpers
11/5/08: Fuck Bill Sizemore
11/12/08: Jackie’s Favorites
11/19/08: Jimmy Hat Nation
11/26/08: The Pardoned Turkeys
12/3/08: Jimmy Hat Nation
12/10/08: Let Go Of My Ankle You Crazy Psycho Bitch!
12/17/08: Cooking With Gases
12/24/08: no quiz tonight (XMAS)!
12/31/08: no quiz tonight (New Years Eve!)
1/7/09: Jimmy Hat Nation
1/14/09: Jimmy Hat Nation
1/21/09: Aretha’s Hat
1/28/09: Jimmy Hat Nation
2/4/09: Jackie’s Back

KENTON CLUB

10/30/08: My Two Hockey Moms
11/6/08: Dain Bramage
11/13/08: Team Haight
11/20/08: Dirty Drunks
11/27/08: *no pub quiz - it’s Thanksgiving!
12/4/08: Parasailin’ Sarah Palin
12/11/08: No Mamath & The Nets
12/18/08: You Can’t Get Pregnant If You’re A Virgin
12/25/08: no quiz tonight - XMAS!
1/1/09: no quiz tonight - New Years Day!
1/8/09: no quiz tonight
1/15/09: The Saddlebackers
1/22/09: The List
1/27/09: The List
2/5/09: Brown Chicken Brown Cow

LA MERDE

2/14/08: Team Zissou
2/21/08: Multiple Scoregasms
2/28/08: The Untouchable Field of Dreams
3/6/08: The Costner Always Rings Twice
3/13/08: Boom Goes The Dynamite!
3/20/08: TBD
3/27/08: Cap’n Stabby & The Ass Pirates
4/3/08: Multiple Scoregasms
4/10/08: Lady Yogurt
4/17/08: The Whole Fist
4/24/08: The Bucktooth’s
5/1/08: Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
5/8/08: The Whole Fist
5/15/08: Beyond Average Cool
5/22/08: Shemale
5/29/08: Talulah Frank
6/5/08: The Whole Fist
6/12/08: Fellatio Hornblower
6/19/08: Disney Presents Genghis Khan on Ice!
6/26/08: Play It Again, Genghis Khan!
7/3/08: Dr. Bagelman’s Hour of Hate
7/10/08: Free T.I.P.
7/17/08: Genghis Khan’s Got 99 Problems
7/24/08: Pork Swords
7/31/08: Better Than Chris Kochiss at Galaga
8/7/08: The Whole Fist
8/14/08: Schweddy Balls (And Kochiss Can Suck ‘em!)
8/21/08: Colonial Vipers
8/28/08: Genghis Khan, Ghetto Superstar
9/4/08: The Cream Team
9/11/08: Team Poutine
9/18/08: The Kangaroo and The Kiwi
9/25/08: Seminal References
10/2/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
10/9/08: SplendaTits
10/16/08: Paper Pushing Pamby Poos
10/23/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
10/30/08: Electric Erection
11/6/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
11/13/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
11/20/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
11/27/08: *no pub quiz tonight - it’s Thanksgiving!
12/4/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
12/11/08: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
12/18/08: Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem
12/25/08: no quiz tonight - XMAS!
1/1/09: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
1/8/09: Pork Swords
1/15/09: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
1/22/09: The Wilford Brimley Experience
1/29/09: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!
2/5/09: Fear, Fear For Your Safety!

LUNAR PUB QUIZ CHAMPIONS

4/5/08: CINEMA TRIVIOSO (movies)
Genghis Khan, Executive Producer

5/3/08: KURDISTAN & MR. HAND (geography, history, y’know - social studies!)
Sugartits

6/7/08: I DON’T FEEL TARDY (music)
The Cleverer

7/12/08: SCIENCE FACTION (science fact & fiction)
I Wish I Was In Dixie

8/2/08: CHICKADEE ON A DODGE DART (Twin Peaks trivia)
Bob’s Black Lodge Dream Team

9/13/08: LAW & DISORDER: TRIVIAL INTENT (true crime, criminology, et al)
The Attractive Nuisances

10/4/08: QUIZZING ARIZONA: BONA FIDE COEN BROTHERS TRIVIA
Fart ‘N’ Stink

11/2/08 - 11/6/08: LITERATURE themed pub quizzery all week long, in conjunction with Wordstock!

And here are the stats on my retired venues:

ALBINA GREEN

2/17/08: Show Me Your Tats!
2/24/08: no pub quiz tonight
3/2/08: Kevin Costner’s Happy Endings
3/9/08: no pub quiz tonight
3/16/08: HipHopotomi
3/23/08: Wisdom Teeth
3/30/08: Mahatma Gandhi, Motherfucker!
4/6/08: Hot Ham Water
4/13/08: Wisdom Teeth
4/20/08: Dumber Than Your Mom
4/27/08: Hot Ham Water
5/4/08: GKMFX-Perience
5/11/08: The Cleverer
5/18/08: Stinkeye
5/25/08: Immaculate Misconceptions
6/1/08: The Artist Formerly Known As Turd Ferguson
6/8/08: Are You Drinking With Me, Personal Jesus?
6/15/08: Hot Ham Water
6/22/08: Inexplicably Mimicking Him Hiccuping
6/29/08: Snowball’s Chance
7/6/08: Pulled Pork Swords
7/13/08: San Diego Don’t Surf
7/20/08: Bike Jitsu Black Belts
7/27/08: I, Shannon, Do Not Love You Anymore!
8/3/08: Smoke Another One
8/10/08: A Different Kind of Statitician
8/17/08: no pub quiz tonight
8/24/08: no pub quiz tonight
8/31/08: I Hope You Douchebags Brought Your A-Game!
9/7/08: Life’s Little Irritations
9/14/08: Team Friendship

LAUGHS & LYRICS

8/6/08: Genghis Khan is Sweating Balls
8/13/08: Peter’s Duck In
8/20/08: no pub quiz tonight
8/27/08: I Want To Be John Lathrop
9/3/08: Paul Is Dead
9/10/08: I’m Not Gonna

OLIVER’S

2/14/08: The Ostentatious Olivers
2/21/08: Molotov Mocktails
2/28/08: And The Oscar Goes To . . . Kevin Costner!
3/6/08: Best Corpse Ever
3/13/08: no pub quiz tonight
3/20/08: The Oneders
3/27/08: Molotov Mocktails
4/3/08: H.A.R.I.
4/10/08: Molotov Mocktails
4/17/08: no pub quiz tonight
4/24/08: no pub quiz tonight
5/1/08: Willocalypse The 3rd
5/8/08: Titty Titty Bang Bang
5/15/08: The Triumphant Return of The Jimmy Hat Girls
5/22/08: Marabeth’s Sausage Party
5/29/08: no pub quiz tonight
6/5/08: Say “I” & Spell “P”
6/12/08: no pub quiz tonight
6/19/08: High Hard One
6/26/08: Willocalypse: The Family Edition
7/3/08: Sausage Party
7/10/08: Rhinestone Crybabies
7/17/08: Fraggle Rock Stars
7/24/08: no pub quiz tonight
7/31/08: Electric Razorsharps For Great Justice
8/7/08: Tasty Beverage Club Trivia All-Stars
8/14/08: no pub quiz tonight
8/21/08: The Jimmy Hat Girls
8/28/08: What Was Tubbs’ Album?
9/4/08: no pub quiz tonight
9/11/08: Tasty Beverage Club Trivia All-Stars
9/18/08: Why Would Carly Simon Write A Song About Me If We’ve Never Met?!
9/25/08: no pub quiz tonight
10/2/08: no pub quiz tonight
10/9/08: no pub quiz tonight
10/16/08: Putin Can See Russia From His House