Asshole Casserole

TEAM ALIASES: Fellatio Hornblower, Dr. Who’s Your Daddy

Encoded in the works of DaVinci, Alex Trebek found a recipe for a spectacular casserole dish, the like of which had never been seen before. But, being too drunk at the time, he added too much Tobasco, and some ill-advised gin, and fed it to 5 unwitting subjects. The resulting mutations went on to conquer the world, one trivia challenge at a time, leaving little doubt that Trebek is an asshole for creating that casserole.

AND . . . How To Make Asshole Casserole:

*Preheat oven to 350 degrees
*Take 8 sundried tomato tortillas
*Line bundt pan with said red tortillas
*Fill with 1 can organic refried beans, 1 cup red beans, and 1 cup whole kernel corn
*Top with shredded cheddar cheese
*Bake for 30 minutes, or until cheese is golden brown and bubbling
*Remove from oven (IMPORTANT!) and invert bundt pan
*Fill hole with 1 cup whole black beans, mixed with 1 cup pureed black beans, until overflowing
*Top with dollops of salsa, sour cream, guacamole, cilantro, and many splashes of Tobasco
*Serve piping hot and enjoy with friends!