I Just Called To Say Fuck You
CAPTAIN: SaraFist
TEAM ALIASES: Abstinent Vanilla, We Are Error
HOME VENUE: Sewickly’s
BUSINESS ADDRESS:
I Just Called to Say Fuck You, LLC
9009 Fuck Off Way
Eat Pants, ON
Abstinent Vanilla strongly advocates abstinence-only sexual education and plays trivia to show kids that it’s okay and FUN to be celibate.
Activities we enjoy, aside from trivia, include: holding hands, board games, and dry-humping. Our favorite kinds of music are adult light contemporary, Disney soundtracks, and commercial country. All members of Abstinent Vanill are required to be board certified HJ-technicians.
Our motto is: Don’t do it responsibly . . . just don’t do it, period.