John’s favorite mollusk . . . is slathered in butter and garlic and served with five of its siblings by a snooty French waiter. Check out his trivia stylings at Bare Bones!

Wanna guess what this trivia jockey’s all about? OK, tough guy . . . which of these “factoids” is false:

a) he has successfully completed two marathons.
b) he only has one and a half legs.
c) it takes great effort for him to not be embarrassingly early for everything.
d) his prized possession is a 1969 Gibson EB-3 Bass guitar.