*Michele has run off to the wilds of Ohio, but her legacy lives on in this page. And in our hearts. And our livers . . .
My crack research team has unearthed some information about this mysterious, enigmatic figure, but one of these “factoids” is actually false . . . which one of these do you think is the lie?
a) her parents met in jail
b) she founded the Oregon Chihuahua Rescue Mission
c) she holds the title of 1992 Oregon Subway Sandwich Artist
d) she met Alan Thicke at the mall when she was 9 . . . and got his autograph!
And Michele’s favorite mollusc? I’ll give you a hint – she likes it because “it has a beak and it can tear you to pieces” . . . giant squiiiiiiiiiid!!!