Archive for February, 2009

Oscar Time!

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Oscar time is here once again, my friends – The Academy always kindly chooses a Sunday after the Clash of The Trivia Titans to hold THE awards show of the year! Come to East Burn at 3:30 for about an hour of Oscar-themed trivia, then stick around to watch the awards ceremony on the big projector screen and munch on some fresh air-popped popcorn (no trivia at Ladd’s Inn tonight)! The highest scoring team wins gift certificates to East Burn, as well as this handsome trophy, The Peter O’Toole:

AND, the individual with the best Oscar-themed costume or red carpet outfit wins a ShanRock’s Triviology T-shirt:

And now, I believe we have some unfinished business . . . the complete results of The Clash of The Trivia Titans. I think we all know that the mighty Dr. Spaceman took the night, but are the other rumours true? Did the Fuck Facers finally fail to earn the Best Shit-Talker award (ask Willocalypse!)? Did The Nomi Malone Dance Academy really throw Taco Bell foodstuffs into the crowd? Did I really cry when I gave trophies to my two wonderful assistant trivia jockeys (yes, but just for, like, 8 seconds – shuddup!)? And so, I have posted a page of the tournament’s results, complete with pictures, videos, and some of your comments from the survey you took. Check it out here, and feel free to add more comments and/or pictures directly to the page. For that matter, I’d love to see any pictures of your team and/or your trophy that you’re willing to share. I’ll add more stuff later, including your “favorite trivia moments,” but for now, read all about the winning teams, and peruse the many extra pictures on my MySpace page

One thing I definitely want to say, for all to read, is that I very much appreciate TJ BrentBird’s help on tournament day. He took all of the wonderful pictures, handled the money, kept a drink in my hand, and did a hundred other things to help make the event a success . . . AND he had strep throat at the time! In fact, you oughtta treat yourself to his Thursday Triviology night at The Kenton Club. . . last week, his teams gave him a standing ovation, which brought a tear to his eye (I’m glad I’m not the only crybaby in this organization). In fact, to help lure you to NoPo, I will once again offer extra prizes at this venue – a selection of Pabst shwag will go into the pot this Thursday at Kenton Club.
On a final note, in addition to recording which team wins every Triviology quiz, my TJs and I will take note of each “team captain” this year. So far, I’ve had no problems keeping squads with similar names straight, but now that I’ve got a couple of apprentices, I’d like to be absolutely certain of whom gets credit for a win by team “Stimulated Package” as opposed to, say, team “Stimulate My Package” (I know those topical names are hard to resist!).  

Here are the champions for the week of 2/15/09 – 2/19/09:

Sunday @ 6:00
East Burn
1800 E. Burnside
BOURBON RENEWAL

Sunday @ 9:00
Ladd’s Inn
1204 SE Clay
WE CHOSE BEER 
 

Monday @ 8:00
Hawthorne Hideaway
2221 SE Hawthorne
SHE’S ADDICTED TO WHAT MY DICK DID

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s
4901 SE Hawthorne
DANA PLATO’S REPUBLIC
*Many thanks to Miss Jen Lane of Barfly Fame for providing extra prizes tonight – 10 tickets to Regal Cinemas! It is good to rub elbows with local A-listers!


Wednesday @ 8:00
Peter’s 19th Hole
5701 NE Fremont
FREE LYNN STOMPS
 

Wednesday @ 8:00 
The Hutch
4606 NE Glisan
FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ


Thursday @ 9:00
La Merde
301 SE Morrison
ELVEN UNDERGROUND RESISTANCE


Thursday @ 9:00
Kenton Club
2025 N. Kilpatrick
MOOSE AND SQUIRREL
*This team caused big trouble for Rocky & Bullwinkle-type teams, and walked away with ShanRock’s Triviology T-shirts to boot! 


Thanks so much for playing with me, everybody!


Your trivia jockey,


Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology: Willamette Week Best of Portland
www.shanrockstrivia.com
(503) 957 – 7806


“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” – Jacob Needleman

The Dawn Of A New Trivia Season

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

The smoke has cleared, the dust has settled . . . and there is STILL a doctor in the house! Congratulations to Dr. Spaceman . . .

. . . for reigning supreme at the ultimate trivia tournament: The Clash of The Trivia Titans!! There were many champions on this night, but Dr. Spaceman was the king of the hill! Of their champion scarves, Virginia, the masked Spaceman, says this: “The scarf warms my neck AND my heart!”

I apologize for the belated nature of this week’s newsletter – I know you’ve been very curious about the results of the tournament. My goal was to have all of the videos and pictures posted and ready to go for you to peruse, but for pete’s sake, it’s Tuesday, and I’m still not done yet! I’ve posted lots of pictures on my MySpace page, and I will soon get around to Facebook too, and maybe even put up a whole page of COTT results on my website. If you took any pictures you’d be willing to share, please let me know, and I’ll post them, too. Next week’s newsletter will have the full results, along with some of your hilarious comments from the survey you guys took, but for now, taste the magic of . . .
Nomi Malone Dance Academy

Since we are indeed in the dawn of a brand new trivia season, allow me to make a humble suggestion to you. To get a fresh start for the new year, it may well behoove you to try to rack up some wins NOW, so that you can qualify early for next year’s tournament. That way, you can lollygag around while other teams sweat it out, trying to snag wins at the last minute while the competition is tough (this is the Nomi Malone Dance Academy method – it leaves time for dance rehearsal!). Your best chance of doing that is to attend the great BrentBird’s Triviology night, 9:00 at The Kenton Club in NoPo. And, to sweeten the pot, this Thursday, in addition to the regular prizes at this venue, Brent will award a ShanRock’s Triviology T-shirt to each member of the winning team! These T-shirts will not generally be offered as prizes, but for the good people at The Kenton Club, I will make an exception this week. If you’d like to buy one buy one of these beauties . . .

. . . they’ll run you $13 a pop, which is a fantastic deal for these supersoft, pre-shrunk, 100% combed cotton American Apparel goodies (boring old logoless ones would run you $17!). I’ve got male sizes in M, L & XL, and female cut sizes in M & XL (also, the female XL works great as a small male size – for serious!).

Finally, film fans, remember that this Sunday is The Academy Awards, and that I’ll be hosting about an hour of Oscar-themed trivia before we watch the ceremonies on the big screen! The quiz will start at about 3:30, and the Oscars are at 5:00. The winner gets an engraved trophy (The Peter O’Toole!) and a gift certificate to East Burn, the host venue, and I’ll also have a prize for the best Oscar themed costume OR red carpet outfit. I can’t wait to see you there! In fact, I’m going to go work on my costume . . . ShanRock OUT!

Here are the champions for the week of 2/9/09 – 2/12/09:

Monday @ 8:00
Hawthorne Hideaway
2221 SE Hawthorne
THE WHOLE SICK CREW

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s
4901 SE Hawthorne
DANA PLATO’S REPUBLIC

Wednesday @ 8:00
Peter’s 19th Hole
5701 NE Fremont
RIDING SHOTGUN WITH BILLY JOEL

Wednesday @ 8:00
The Hutch
4606 NE Glisan
FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ

Thursday @ 9:00
La Merde
301 SE Morrison
FEAR! FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY

Thursday @ 9:00
Kenton Club
2025 N. Kilpatrick
I’M THE LORD OF YOUR RING

Thanks so much for playing with me, everybody!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology: Willamette Week Best of Portland
www.shanrockstrivia.com
(503) 957 – 7806

“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” – Jacob Needleman