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Corky Smells The Glove Tonight!

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
Tonight’s the night (July 11th) to let your inner folkie/dog-lover/Taphead/community-theatre-performer out! Join me at Peter’s 19th Hole at 7:00 for Corky Smells The Glove: The Mockumentaries of Christopher Guest! This quiz will honor the lives, the loves, the music and the hilarity of the characters created by Guest and his crew. Prizes will include gift certificates to the bar, some silly and fun prizes, and a majestic trophy which will delight your senses. And don’t forget – costumes rule!
Also, you have another chance to double up on your prizes at Ella Street Social Club this Monday. The champions of this 6:00 quiz will get some fun mystery prizes . . . AND Montage brunch gift certificates. You know, if you’re currently unemployed, playing Triviology is a good way to get you out of the house, keep your mind sharp, and bring home the bacon. In fact, why not put “Perennial Trivia Champion” on your resume?! Success in both Triviology and employment requires breadth of knowledge, teamwork, and good sportsmanship. I might even let you use me as a reference.

Here are the Triviology champions for the week of 7/5/09 – 7/9/09:


Sunday @ 6:00
1800 E. Burnside
SLICK BEAVER

Sunday @ 9:00
1204 SE Clay
FELLATIO HORNBLOWER

Monday @ 6:00
714 SE 20th Place
STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM?

Monday @ 8:00
2221 SE Hawthorne
DANGLING POO

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (cash prizes!)
4901 SE Hawthorne
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Tuesday @ 8:00
Wxyz (at Aloft)
9920 NE Cascades Parkway
THE VANCOUGARS

Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
WE CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE NOT BUTTERFACES

Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
MAMA SMURF, MAMA SMURF, THE VILLAGE IS ON FIRE!

Thursday @ 9:00
2025 N. Kilpatrick
MICHAEL TOUCHED US DEEPLY
Thursday @ 9:00

Thanks so much for playing my quizzery, everybody!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
(503) 957-7806


“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman

Brunch Is On Me!

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
I hope you had a great 4th, kids – I sure did! And in the fine American tradition of offering free stuff to lure you to places I want you to go, Kyle will once again hand out Montage brunch gift certificates as extra prizes at a couple of his venues this week, Ella Street Social Club (Monday @ 6:00), and Kenton Club (Thursday @ 9:00).

This Saturday (July 11th) brings a special event I’ve really been looking forward to: Corky Smells The Glove! It’s time for your arcane knowledge of Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show and A Mighty Wind to pay off big! I’ll have prizes for at least a couple of teams, one of which is an Aerosmith-related trophy (you’ll just have to wait and see!). Costumes are strongly encouraged! I’ll see you at 7:00 at Peter’s 19th Hole!


I have just a few ShanRock’s Triviology shirts left, folks – get ’em while you can! Haven’t won at Triviology yet? Just buy a set of these for your team and TELL everybody you won them – I’ll back you up! They are only $13 each, and they’re super-soft pre-shrunk American Apparel sweethearts. I’ve got them in different sizes (both male and female), and they feature my beautiful leprekey:

Here are the Triviology champions for the week of 6/28/09 – 7/2/09:

Sunday @ 6:00
1800 E. Burnside
FOR THE KIDS (CMT)!

Sunday @ 9:00
1204 SE Clay
THERE’S NO “I” IN MEAT

Monday @ 6:00
714 SE 20th Place
ANASTASIA BEAVERHAUSEN

Monday @ 8:00
2221 SE Hawthorne
YAHWEH OR THE HIGHWAY

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (cash prizes!)
4901 SE Hawthorne
TODD BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY

Tuesday @ 8:00
Wxyz (at Aloft)
9920 NE Cascades Parkway
THE BANDON BRAIN

Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
BOOM! GOES THE DYNAMITE

Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ

Thursday @ 9:00
2025 N. Kilpatrick

STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM?


Thursday @ 9:00

Witness the Fear For Your Safety Dance! It’s suspiciously similar to Elaine Benes’ Crazy Dance . . .

Thanks so much for playing my quizzery, everybody!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
(503) 957-7806


“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman