ShanRock's Triviology: Portland's Best Quizzery Since 2005!

Trivia Jock ShanRock hosts fun and unique trivia nights all over town, several times a week. It's only $5 per team to play, and the victorious crew walks away with prizes . . . and perhaps more importantly, glory! Have you tried the rest? Now try the best! Willamette Week's Best of Portland, that is! Also, I am thrilled to have been selected by the people of Portland as their Favorite Trivia Night in the Portland Mercury Reader's Choice Survey many times! In addition, I have been honored as Best Entertainer In North Portland, have won BarFly's Town's Terrific-est TJ several times, and had my La Merde quiz night awarded the Portland Monthly title of Best Bar To Play! Triviology and Portland have been making beautiful trivia together for over 20 years; join me for the next 200!

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Weekly Triviology Games!


Played on paper so you can interact with your new
frenemies...seeking allies and building rivalries!
$5 per team to play; max team size five


East Burn on Sundays at 5
The Waypost on Mondays at 7
The Shaku Bar on Tuesdays at 7
Dots on Wednesdays at 7 *No trivia Xmas Eve or NY Eve!
Bare Bones on Thursdays at 7 *No trivia Xmas Day
East Burn on Thursdays at 7 *No trivia Xmas Day



Special Events!


OSCAR QUIZZERY and Viewing Party 2025 Champions: CONCLABIA!

CLASH OF THE TRIVIA TITANS:
The 20th Anniversary of Triviology!

Sunday, February 23rd
CHAMPIONS: Ska Rules, You Suck!

Titan Teams (14+ wins):
Rocky Horror Muppet Show (most wins of the season!)
Stuckhome Syndrome
Boy Stuff
Ska Rules You Suck
4th Place Ponies
The Wild Barabaras
Perminator 2: Judgement Spray
Studio 54
WILD CARD SEED: Muff Stuff!


This is the Super Bowl of trivia; the Oscars of pub quizzery...there will be one team to rule them all! Everyone is invited to compete in this annual two-tiered Triviology tournament for loads of trophies, prizes, and glory! Even if you have never played trivia before, you are welcome to join in the Olympian Open. After those teams receive prizes, the Olympian champion will be awarded their trophy and become the wild card seed which goes on to compete in the Titan Invitational, along with the winningest squads of the whole trivia season. The biggest prize that the overall Titan champions will receive is a free, private, customized quiz which ShanRock will host in your home, at your work, or for your favorite non-profit organization. Come one, come all! Any inquiries may be sent to shanrockstrivia@gmail.com.

OSCAR QUIZ & VIEWING PARTY 2024!

CHAMPIONS: Bea Arthur's Dick In Vera Wang!



CLASH OF THE TRIVIA TITANS 2024!!!

CHAMPIONS: Boy Stuff!



The Titans of 2024:

Fetaljuice
Boy Stuff
Stuckhome Syndrome
Ska Rules You Suck
Muff Stuff
A Squirrel's Whisper
4th Place Ponies


LAST YEAR'S CLASH OF THE TRIVIA TITANS CHAMPS!!!



Thank you to everyone who came out to join the fun! A good time was had by all...and glory abounded! Here are your 2022 Clash Of The Trivia Titan Champions...

1st place Titans: At Least We Came
2nd place Titans: Planet 9
Olympian Champion/Titan Wild Card Seed: Dave’s Not Here, Man
Favorite Foes: Diamond Dogs
Best Bartenders: East Burn
Favorite Venue: Cruzroom Annex

Hope you have a lovely Pride Month...and have a lovely Pride Life!!
Art by our friend, Mike Bennett!




Online Oscar Trivia 2021 Champs: Bea Arthur's Ding Dong!



The time you've spent cooped up watching movies all year is about to pay off; Oscar quizzery will reward you! This Academy Award season pits Lakeith vs. Kaluuya, Billie Holiday vs. Ma Rainey, Hillbillies vs. Hollywood elites...and nominees from previous years will be included as well. The game will be over in time for you to add a touch of glamour to your own pajama ensemble while you enjoy the red carpet; the Academy Awards begin at 5:00.

Clash of the Trivia Titans 2021 Champs: Midas Touch My Balls
2nd Place Titans: Sober Regrets
Olympian Open Champs: Drunken Regrets






**Thank you to Willamette Week and Business Insider for the recent articles on Triviology's video trivia games!**

DOMination: Fast & Furious Quizzery!
Saturday, June 6th, 7pm

Thanks to everyone who participated in this fun, ridiculous game, and congratulations to all the teams that won prizes! I am proud to say that 100% of the proceeds from this fundraiser went to Don’t Shoot Portland, a very worthy and important organization.




Clash of the Trivia Titans 2020 Champions!!!



1st Place Titan: Son of Sushi (from various venues)
2nd Place Titan: Sigourney Fever (from Zach's Shack)
3rd Place Titan: Shut The Fuck Up, Jeff! (from Lombard Pub)
1st Place Olympian: Darryl's Lesbian Haircut (from Bare Bones)
2nd Place Olympian: A Squirrel's Whisper (from Bare Bones)
Best Shit-Talkers: Nash Bridges (from Speakeasy)
Favorite Foes: Prancine (from Peter's)
Spirit Bunny Award: Sigourney Fever (from Zach's Shack)
Underdog Team: Cobros (from Lombard Pub)
Best Bartender: Michael at Lombard Pub
Favorite Venue: East Burn


Oscar Pub Quiz 2020 Champions: Bea Arthur's Dick in Vera Wang!



The Rick & Morty Trophy from a 2018 theme quiz!



2018 CLASH OF THE TRIVIA TITANS CHAMPIONS!

1st Place Titan:
It’s Raining Mennonites (from The Speakeasy)
2nd Place Titan: Interfaith Penis Alliance (from Bare Bones)
3rd Place Titan: TIE between I’m With Stupid (from Peter’s)
& Montavillains (from Bare Bones)
1st Place Olympian: Popeye The Sailor Moon (from The Waypost)
2nd Place Olympian: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut (from Bare Bones)
Best Bartender: Michael at Lombard Pub! (Shoutout to Sadie at Peter’s for losing the trophy by only one vote!)
Best Venue: Bare Bones! (Shoutout to Marisa, whose awesome bartending is a big part of the Bare Bones love!)
Best Shit Talkers: 4th Place Ponies (from Bare Bones)



Favorite Foes: Montavillains (from Bare Bones)
Underdog Award: Power Bottoms (from The Waypost)
Spirit Bunny Award: Triple Axl Rose (from East Burn - a team of four Kurt Russells! See if you can guess which Kurt is from which film in the picture below!)



OSCAR QUIZ CHAMPIONS: LOOSE STUHLBARGS (a subsidiary of Team Boyfight™)!
Sunday, March 4th, 2018!




Free T-shirts at Peter’s!

March 26th, 2009

Playing trivia is so much fun – I was thrilled to be able find a great quiz to play on Tuesday, since Sewickly’s gave me the night off for St. Patty’s Day! Of course, I would have rather had an I Don’t Feel Tardy round, some Natalie Portmanteaux, and a couple of Walri, but since I can’t really put on trivia for myself, quizmaster Edward at The Leisure Public House was a great substitute. He has a unique, tart style (he’s a “bitch-caller”) and format, and provides a good mixture of pop culture and book learnin’ . . . and since I admire a fellow independent quizmaster, I give you my permission to go check him out! Oh, by the way, Bananas O’Shaughnessy, a dynamic duo of myself and Michelle, hostess of That’s So Gay Trivia (which is on hiatus), totally kicked butt against 6 person teams!

Michelle and I are also proud to announce that the Queers vs. Breeders Trivia Showdown will indeed be held at The Spare Room, which has proven itself a worthy home for Triviology events. The date is Saturday, April 11th, the time is 6:00, and the details . . . have yet to be worked out. In fact, we (and a bunch of friends) are going to have a “working weekend” (spring break!) during which we will work (and play!) very hard to put together a super-awesome trivia event – this is why I will be absent from La Merde on Thursday. But fear not – you will be in the capable hands of Kyle, who is one of the funnest people I have ever met. Here we are preparing for a top-secret adventure:

I awarded one point for identifying the artist, and one point for naming all three of the pictured individuals. Although SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT PATRICK SWAYZE won the night, they did make an amusing omission . . . they knew the group was Run-DMC, but they could name only two of the members: Run and . . . Jam-Master Jay! Not DMC. They couldn’t remember the guy with the glasses . . . that is funny, people! Anyway, come on down to Peter’s this Wednesday – I’m handing out free ShanRock’s Triviology T-shirts to the winning team! This is my oldest venue, so I’d like to provide something extra at the place where it all began. See you there at 8:00!

Here are the Triviology champions for the week of 3/15/09 – 3/19/09:

Sunday @ 6:00
East Burn
1800 E. Burnside
DR. SPACEMAN

Sunday @ 9:00
Ladd’s Inn
1204 SE Clay
THERE’S NO “I” IN MEAT

Monday @ 8:00
Hawthorne Hideaway
2221 SE Hawthorne
EVERY WEEK IS FINALS WEEK FOR WILLOCALYPSE!

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s
4901 SE Hawthorne
*Saint Patrick wins; the snakes lose!

Wednesday @ 8:00
Peter’s 19th Hole
5701 NE Fremont
SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT PATRICK SWAYZE

Wednesday @ 8:00
The Hutch
4606 NE Glisan
PAPA SMURF, PAPA SMURF – THE VILLAGE IS ON FIRE!
*This amazing duo triumphed over a legion of five-person teams – nice work, kids!

Thursday @ 9:00
Kenton Club
2025 N. Kilpatrick
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PROSTITUTE?
*It is important to pronounce this team name with a Russian accent!

Thursday @ 9:00
La Merde
301 SE Morrison
FEAR! FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY!

Thanks so much for choosing ShanRock brand trivia, gang!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
shanrockstrivia.com
(503)957-7806

Where Does a TJ Play?!?

March 22nd, 2009

This here’s a reminder that there is no Triviology tonight – Sewickly’s will have their hands full with St. Patrick’s Day festivities, so I get the night off! I had planned to start my evening by playing That’s So Gay Trivia, but unfortunately, the hilarious hostess Michelle JUST found out that Crush is revamping their space . . . and so, the trivia is no more. I fully expect Michelle to find a new home for her unique brand of quizzery, but in the meantime, where does a gal play trivia in this town on a Tuesday night – any suggestions? We do still have the much anticipated Queers vs. Breeders Trivia Showdown to look forward to, and we’ve finally set the date: Saturday, April 11th. I’m hoping to hold this event at The Spare Room, which served us so well at the Clash of the Trivia Titans – I’ll send you the details as soon as we sort them out.

Tomorrow, I expect you to report to Peter’s 19th Hole at 8:00 for an extra-rad quiz including a picture ID round on the TV. I will not accept hangovers as an excuse for absences, because Peter’s offers up a veritable fruit salad of a bloody mary, and because you will be served by Jackie, who gives you the quick and friendly service that you have NOT come to expect from Portland bartenders.

Thursday, I will have an extra-special guest: Kyle of barflymag.com. He is my newest trivia jockey, though we haven’t yet decided which venue he will grace with his presence. We’re going to get him warmed up at La Merde though – he will co-host with me there this Thursday, and solo host the next. He will bring his “proctor stick,” whatever that is, for the physical challenge. I think he means for said stick to be his trademark prop. Anyway, come check us out – it’ll be loads of fun! And, speaking of La Merde, behold the gal whom you voted Best Bartender 2009:

Melissa’s going to have to get a trophy case installed in the bar!

Here’s the quizzery schedule for the rest of the week:

Wednesday @ 8:00
Peter’s 19th Hole w/ShanRock
5701 NE Fremont

Wednesday @ 8:00
The Hutch w/Trivia Jock Scott
4606 NE Glisan

Thursday @ 9:00
Kenton Club w/TJ BrentBird
2025 N. Kilpatrick

Thursday @ 9:00
La Merde w/ShanRock & Kyle
301 SE Morrison

Thanks so much for choosing ShanRock brand trivia, gang! Have a wonderful St. Patrick’s Day!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
shanrockstrivia.com
(503)957-7806

“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman