Hall of Fame 2016

Behold the Triviology champions! The “trivia season” culminates each February, when we celebrate the anniversary of ShanRock’s Triviology at the Clash of The Trivia Titans (defending champions: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins). Here are the winners for the 2016-17 season:

HAWTHORNE HOPHOUSE

2/22/16: Kanye Trump 2020
2/29/16: Tonight We’re Doctors
3/7/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
3/14/16: Blumpkin Pie
3/21/16: Grandma Tarkin
3/28/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/4/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/11/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/18/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
4/25/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/2/16: Special Guests
5/9/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/16/16: Bucky with the Good Hair
5/23/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
5/30/16: Doom Splooge
6/13/16: Plant Battle!!!
6/20/16: Darth Brooks
6/27/16: I Drink and I Know Things
7/4/16: No trivia due to patriotism
7/11/16: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
7/18/16: Fleshlight Turing Test
7/25/16: Please Clap
8/1/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/8/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/15/16: Darth Brooks (in an exciting tiebreaker!)
8/22/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
8/29/16: Still, Where Did the Trivia Come From?
9/5/15: A Team Has No Name
9/12/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
9/19/16: Wonderful Life Express
9/26/16: Rosie O’Donnell Hearts Putin
10/3/16: Blimp kin Spike Latte
10/10/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
10/17/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
10/24/16: Special Ghosts
10/31/16: Honey Nut Skooters
11/7/16: Special Guests
11/14/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
11/21/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
11/28/16: A Case of the Cyber Mondays
12/5/16: Ampersands of Time
12/12/16: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
12/19/16: We Are Gross
12/26/16: Ponies With Axes
1/2/17: Grandma Tarkin
1/9/17: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
1/16/17: Mr. Plow
1/23/17: It’s Raining Mennonites
1/30/17: Honey Nut Skooters
2/6/17: Tastes Like Disappointment
2/13/17: Death Brooks

15TH AVENUE HOPHOUSE

2/22/16: Hot Me$$
2/29/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
3/7/16: Cowboys and an Indian
3/14/16: Pierced Brosnans
3/21/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
3/28/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
4/4/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
4/11/16: Honey Badgers
4/18/16: Jersey Trash
4/25/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
5/2/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
5/9/16: Mother’s Day Rejects
5/16/16: Jersey Trash
5/23/16: Mustard and Relish
5/30/16: Memorial Day Memorials
6/6/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
6/13/16: New in Town
6/20/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
6/27/16: Toxic Megacolon
7/4/16: No trivia due to fireworks
7/11/16: Uncle Phil
7/18/16: The Cackalacky Connection
7/25/16: Better Late than Never
8/1/16: Four Score and Seven Beers Ago
8/8/16: Toxic Megacolon
8/15/16: Honey Badgers
8/22/16: 4 Shans and 7 Birthdays Ago
9/5/6: CthuLou Reed
9/12/16: Naked Molé Rat
9/19/16: Colostomy Feast
9/26/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
10/10/16: Friends of Marlowe
10/17/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
10/24/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/7/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/14/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
11/21/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
11/28/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
12/5/16: The Hills Have Thighs
12/12/16: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
12/19/16: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
12/26/16: C-3pOh Brother Where Art Thou?
1/2/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
1/9/17: Fourscore and Seven Beers Ago
1/16/17: Probably Ninjas
1/23/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia
1/30/17: A Case of the Vapors
2/6/17: Bowling Green Massacre
2/13/17: Irvington Gentlemen’s Militia

CRUZROOM

2/23/16: It IS So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday
3/1/16: I’m With Stupid
3/8/16: We Are Number 2
3/15/16: Drumpf’s Tiny Baby Hands
3/22/16: Drunken Regrets
3/29/16: Exxon Valdez
4/5/16: I’m With Stupid
4/12/16: Drunken Regrets
4/19/16: The Salmon of Capistrano
4/26/16: Drunken Regrets
5/3/16: Purple Reign
5/10/16: Drunken Regrets
5/17/16: Exxon Valdez
5/24/16: Drunken Regrets
5/31/16: Drunken Regrets
6/7/16: Drunken Regrets
6/14/16: Exxon Valdez
6/21/16: High Waisted Anxiety
6/28/16: Team LaQueefa
7/5/16: Drunken Regrets
7/12/16: Donald Trump Ate My Sandwich
7/19/16: False Alarm: Dave’s Here!
7/26/16: Drunken Regrets
8/2/16: Drunken Regrets (in a double tiebreaker!)
8/9/16: The Sherpas
8/23/16: The Demogorgan
8/30/16: Occupy Narwhal Street
9/6/16: Turns Out I Love Drake
9/13/16: Make Trivia Great Again
9/20/16: Drunken Regrets
9/27/16: Graboids
10/4/16: Big Test Icicles
10/11/16: Drunken Regrets
10/18/16: Glory Hole-le-luyah
10/25/16: The Losers Club
11/1/16: Drunken Regrets
11/8/16: The Regulators
11/15/16: Drunken Regrets
11/22/16: Drunken Regrets
11/29/16: Drunken Regrets
12/6/16: The Losers Club
12/13/16: Drunken Regret
12/20/16: The Couchies
12/27/16: The Couchies
1/3/17: Drunken Regrets
1/10/17: Drunken Regrets
1/17/17: Still Frozen
1/24/17: Alternative Facts of Life
1/31/17: Drunken Regrets
2/7/17: Alternative Facts of Life
2/14/17: Kellyann Conway Twitty

THE SPEAKEASY

2/23/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/1/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/8/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/15/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
3/22/16: Dance Move Burglars
3/29/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/5/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/12/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
4/19/16: Dance Move Burglars
4/26/16: Dance Move Burglars
5/3/16: Been through the Desert on a Team with No Name
5/10/16: Gravy Station
5/17/16: At Least We Came
5/24/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
5/31/16: Gravy Situation
6/7/16: Gravy Situation
6/14/16: Gravy Situation
6/21/16: Dance Move Burglars
6/28/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
7/5/16: Gravy Situation
7/12/16: Gravy Situation
7/19/16: Dance Move Burglars
7/26/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
8/2/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/16/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/23/16: Dance Move Burglars
8/30/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/6/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/13/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
9/20/16: Dance Move Burglars
9/27/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
10/4/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
10/11/16: Dance Move Burglars
10/18/16: Dance Move Burglars
10/25/16: At Least We Came
11/1/16: Dance Move Burglars
11/8/16: Dance Move Burglars
11/15/16: At Least We Came
11/29/16: Where’s Our Fucking Gravy Train?
12/6/16: Dance Move Burglars
12/13/16: It’s Raining Mennonites
12/20/16: It’s Raining Mennonites
12/27/16: Plus 2 Bonus vs. Goblins
1/3/17: Where’s Our Fucking Gravy Train?
1/10/17: Cobra Kai
1/17/17: Snow Blow
1/24/17: Dance Move Burglars
1/31/17: Dance Move Burglars
2/7/17: Dance Move Burglars
2/14/17: It’s Raining Mennonites

RAE’S LAKEVIEW

5/24/16: MegatRon Swanson
5/31/16: MegatRon Swanson
6/7/16: Cobra Kai
6/14/16: MegatRon Swanson
6/21/16: Sex Pigeons (in a dramatic tiebreaker!)
6/28/16: MegatRon Swanson
7/5/16: We Have No Ideas
7/12/16: Portland Gentleladeez Militia
7/19/16: MegatRon Swanson
7/26/16: MegatRon Swanson
8/2/16: Cobra Kai
8/9/16: MegatRon Swanson
8/16/16: Especially in the Mornings
8/23/16: We Still Have No Idea
8/30/16: Cobra Kai
9/6/16: Cobra Kai
9/13/16: MegatRon Swanson
9/20/16: Cobra Kai
9/27/16: It’s Crowded in Here
10/4/16: Trumped Up Trickle Down
10/11/16: MegatRon Swanson
10/18/16: Club Med
10/25/16: Ladies and the Tramp
11/1/16: Who Farted?
11/8/16: Booze Clues
11/15/16: Booze Clues
11/22/16: Megatron Swanson
11/29/16: Club Med
12/6/16: Booze Clues
12/13/16: Megatron Swanson
12/20/16: Shazaam Starring Shaquille O’Neal (1st-time players!)
12/27/16: Megatron Swanson
1/3/17: Porter’s Parents (1st-time winners!)
1/10/17: Porter’s Parents
1/17/17: Snope
1/24/17: Booze Clues
1/31/17: Megatron Swanson
2/7/17: Megatron Swanson
2/14/17: CHIXXX

THE HUTCH

2/24/16: We Shall Overcomb Trump
3/2/16: Grandpa Seth
3/9/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
3/16/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
3/23/16: We Shall Overcomb
3/30/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
4/6/16: Honey Nut Scooters
4/13/16: Hack n Slash
4/20/16: I’m With Stupid
4/27/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/4/16: Flanders United
5/11/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/18/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
5/25/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/1/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
6/8/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/15/16: Grandpa Seth
6/22/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
6/29/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
7/6/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
7/13/16: Darth Brooks
7/20/16: Kevin
7/27/16: Hoof Hearted
8/3/16: Taco Cat
8/10/16: Perfect Stranger Things
8/17/16: Perfect Stranger Things
8/24/16: Daryl’s Lesbian Haircut
8/31/16: The Wrong Kind of Tacky
9/7/16: Honey Nut Skooters
9/14/16: Prestige Worldwide
9/21/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
9/28/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
10/5/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
10/12/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
10/19/16: Honey Nut Skooters
10/26/16: Meat Sweats
11/2/16: Prestige Worldwide
11/9/16: Make Trivia Great Again
11/16/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
11/23/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/30/16: Darryl’s Lesbian Haircut
12/7/16: Daryl’s Lesbian Haircut
12/14/16: The Snow Ate My Homework
12/21/16: Bat Penatar
12/28/16: Nothing Compares 2 Trivia
1/4/16: Prestige Worldwide
1/11/17: Sno Bros
1/18/17: Hillary Clinton’s Pantsuit
1/25/17: Turgid Tipplers
2/1/17: Just the Alternative Facts, Ma’am
2/8/17: High School Grizzly Defense Team
2/15/17: Hillary Clinton’s Schaudenfreude

PETER’S BAR & GRILL

2/24/16: Bipolar Express
3/2/16: Bipolar Express
3/9/16: Ponies With Axes
3/16/16: Bipolar Express
3/23/16: Fanny Burpers
3/30/16: Fuzzy Dupes
4/6/16: MegatRon Swanson
4/14/16: Zamboners
4/21/16: Lillard and Aminu and Plumlee, Oh My!
4/28/16: Lillard and Aminu and Plumlee, Oh My!
5/4/16: I’m With Stupid
5/11/16: The CJ McCollum Hour
5/18/16: I’m With Stupid
5/25/16: I’m With Stupid
6/1/16: I’m With Stupid
6/8/16: I’m With Stupid
6/15/16: Bizarro Doppelgänger (1st-time players!)
6/22/16: I’m With Stupid
6/29/16: Get Off My Lawn (1st-time winners!)
7/6/16: Get Off My Lawn
7/13/16: I’m With Stupid
7/20/16: Ponies With Axes
7/27/16: The Old Standbys
8/3/16: Bipolar Express
8/10/16: Bipolar Express
8/31/16: I’m With Stupid
9/7/16: Ponies With Axes
9/14/16: Shitty Shitty Horse Shit
9/21/16: This Team Is Coming Like a Ghost Team
9/28/16: No Bueno
10/5/16: No Bueno
10/12/16: Taco Party
10/19/16: Fanny Burpers
10/26/16: I’m With Stupid
11/2/16: The Motherfucking Chicago Cubs
11/9/16: The Chemists
11/16/16: Leggo My Franco
11/23/16: Ponies With Axes
11/30/16: I’m With Stupid
12/7/16: Ponies With Axes
12/14/16: Snowpocalypse!
12/21/16: Leggo My Franco
12/28/16: Fanny Burpers
1/4/17: bobsmith69@aol.com
1/11/17: Snow Job
1/18/17: It’s Raining Mennonites
1/25/17: Ponies With Axes
2/1/17: Ponies with Axes
2/8/17: Leggo My Franco
2/15/17: Ponies with Axes

LOMBARD PUB

10/12/16: Ken Bone Thugs ‘n Harmony
10/19/16: 3 Dicks
10/26/16: 3 Dicks
11/2/16: Shut the Fuck Up, Steve!
11/16/16: You Can’t Stop the Corn Dogs
11/23/16: Biscuit Meniscus
11/30/16: The Distempers
12/7/16: Burnside Couch Quadruplet (45 points!)
12/14/16: No trivia due to University of Portland end-of-semester pub crawl
12/21/16: Team James
12/28/16: Flossing the Delaware
1/4/17: The Distempers
1/11/17: Singing in the Rain Man
1/18/17: Rhymes With Sillinger
1/25/17: Who’s a Good Boy? Eddie’s a Good Boy! (in a dramatic tiebreaker!)
2/1/17: Biscuit Meniscus
2/8/17: Nevertheless, She Persisted (in a dramatic comeback!)
2/15/17: Biscuit Meniscus (a whopping 42 points!)

EAST BURN

2/25/16: Tuna Eggs
2/28/16 (Oscar Quiz):
3/3/16: Puppy Monkey Baby (1st-time players!)
3/10/16: Drumpf4prez69(420) (1st-time players!)
3/17/16: No trivia on World Guinness Day
3/24/16: BellingHamsters (1st-time players!)
3/31/16: Leggo My Franco
4/7/16: Smelsy
4/14/16: Jane Does Our Taxes
4/21/16: Start Time Bandits
4/28/16: Leggo My Franco
5/5/16: Hanging Brain
5/12/16: I’m With Stupid
5/19/16: Tuna Eggs
5/26/16: “P”
6/2/16: Leggo My Franco
6/9/16: The Cumberbatch Kids (1st-time players!)
6/16/16: Academics (1st-time players!)
6/23/16: Kylo RenFaire
6/30/16: The Patronizers (1st-time players!)
7/7/16: The Shade Zone
7/14/16: Twinkies
7/21/16: Leggo My Franco
7/28/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
8/4/16: Bea Arthur’s Dick in a Box
8/11/16: Leggo My Franco
8/25/16: Victory HugoNauts (1st-time players!)
9/1/16: Beer Goggles (1st-time winners!)
9/8/16: I’m With Stupid
9/15/16: Better Late than Pregnant (1st-time players!)
9/22/16: Dorcas
9/29/16: I’m With Stupid
10/6/16: Pumpkinspice Brain Farts
10/13/16: Ebony Ebony Ebony Ivory
10/20/16: I’m With Stupid
10/27/16: The Erins
11/3/16: Mother’s Love (1st-time players!)
11/10/16: Nasty Women and Bad Hombres (1st-time winners!)
11/24/16: The Pilgrims Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Awesome Parents (1st-time players!)
12/8/16: Snow Pants
12/15/16: I’m With Stupid
12/22/16: Suck It 2016
12/29/16: I’m With Stupid
1/5/17: Firstbook (1st-time players!)
1/12/17: Ezra Jack Keats’s The Snowy Day
1/19/17: Apocalyptic Macaques (1st-time players!)
1/26/17: Cumberbatch Kids
2/2/17: Kidney Stoners (1st-time players!)
2/9/17: 4 Fruits and a Fly
2/16/17: Teams Nasty

BARE BONES BAR

2/25/16: Beyond Thunderdome
3/3/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
3/10/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
3/17/16: No trivia for the Holy Fest of Saint Patrick
3/24/16: Montavillains
3/31/16: Montavillains
4/7/16: Beyond Thunderdome
4/14/16: Notorious VAG
4/21/16: Beyond Thunderdome
4/28/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
5/5/16: Wanderlush
5/12/16: Shitballs
5/19/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
5/26/16: Who Gets What Wristbands?
6/2/16: Beyond Thunderdome
6/9/16: Montavillains
6/16/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
6/23/16: Montavillains
6/30/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
7/7/16: Fourth Place Ponies
7/14/16: Wanderlush
7/21/16: Beyond Thunderdome
7/28/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
8/4/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
8/18/16: The Fighting Mongooses
8/25/16: The Fighting Mongooses (in a dramative 3-way (!) tie!)
9/1/16: Interfaith Penis Alliance
9/8/16: Fourth Place Ponies
9/15/16: Fourth Place Ponies
9/22/16: Chuckle Fuckers
9/29/16: Fourth Place Ponies
10/6/16: Wanderlush
10/13/16: The Fighting Mongooses
10/20/16: Quiz Quiztofferson
10/27/16: Wanderlush
11/3/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/10/16: Fourth Place Ponies
11/17/16: Wanderlush
11/24/16: The Turkey Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Wanderlush
12/8/16: Snow Bibs
12/15/16: Fourth Place Ponies
12/22/16: Fourth Place Ponies
12/29/16: Montavillains
1/5/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance
1/12/17: Fourth Place Ponies
1/19/17: Fourth Place Ponies
1/26/17: Fourth Place Ponies
2/2/17: Fourth Place Ponies
2/9/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance (40 points!)
2/16/17: Interfaith Penis Alliance

LA MERDE

2/25/16: Boyfight
3/3/16: Boyfight
3/10/16: Teach a Man to Fist … (1st-time winners!)
3/17/16: Fuck the Irish
3/24/16: Librarians of Libations
3/31/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating (1st-time winners!)
4/7/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating
4/14/16: On the Nose
4/21/16: Boyfight
4/28/16: Answer Pants
5/5/16: We Thought This Was Speed Dating
5/12/16: Answer Pants
5/19/16: Governor Quiz Quiztie (1st-time players!)
5/26/16: Answer Pants
6/2/16: We’re Stumped
6/9/16: Answer Pants
6/16/16: Answer Pants
6/23/16: Strip Club Horror Show (1st-time players!)
6/26/16: (Queers vs. Breeders annual showdown): Superfuzz (1st-time players!)
6/30/16: Answer Pants
7/7/16: Answer Pants
7/14/16: Answer Pants
7/21/16: We’re Stumped
7/28/16: Answer Pants
8/4/16: Periodic Table Dancers
8/11/16: Answer Pants
8/25/16: Hot Machines
9/1/16: Snowden Boner
9/8/16: MegatRon Swanson
9/15/16: Dirty Van Man (1st-time players!)
9/22/16: Anything Goes (1st-time players!)
9/29/16: Winner Is Coming
10/6/16: Answer Pants
10/13/16: Answer Pants
10/20/16: Fox Force Redux
10/27/16: Answer Pants
11/3/16: The Flagellums
11/10/16: Cascadia Secession Movement
11/17/16: Bobcats
11/24/16: The Mashed Potatoes Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: Kitty Cat Dog (1st-time players!)
12/8/16: Snow Boots
12/15/16: Snow’s Hit Single “Informer”
12/22/16: 23 Musketeers (1st-time players!)
12/29/16: The Bee Team
1/5/17: One Night in Portland
1/12/17: Snow Balls
1/19/17: I Walked from Morrison to Get Here
1/26/17: Answer Pants
2/2/17: Saffron Sandshrew
2/9/17: Two Blind Mice

ZACH’S SHACK

2/25/16: Mad Marco Rubio Fury Road
3/3/16: TNJ 35
3/10/16: The Shellis
3/17/16: Fourth Place Ponies
3/24/16: The Shellis
3/31/16: Children of Men in Black
4/7/16: Famous Dogs
4/14/16: Buffalo Bill Cosby
4/21/16: Shaquille O’Neal Degrasse Tyson
4/28/16: The Shellis
5/5/16: Trivia Newton John
5/12/16: Francis Ford Cornucoppolla
5/19/16: Steven Seagall Bladder
5/26/16: We’ll Get to It
6/2/16: We’ll Get to It
6/9/16: Sparkle Motion
6/16/16: Dimebag Darryl Hannah
6/23/16: Trivia Newton John
6/30/16: Suck It, Trebek!
7/7/16: Brexit through the Gift Shop
7/14/16: Tri-State Champs
7/21/16: Trivia Newton John
7/28/16: Joe Biden’s Bitchin’ Camaro
8/4/16: Joe Biden’s Bitchin’ Friendship Bracelet
8/11/16: We’ll Get to It
8/18/16: Cheeky Monkeys
8/25/16: Megatron Swanson
9/1/16: Anthony Weiner’s Bitchin’ Selfie Stick
9/8/16: Hollywood Stars & Celebs
9/15/16: KISS’s Greatest Hits
9/22/16: Swing Voters
9/29/16: Tri-State Champs
10/6/16: Team Mediocre
10/13/16: Bob Dylando Calrissian
10/20/16: Hollywoo! Stars & Celebs
11/3/16: Tri State Champions
11/10/16: #wexit
11/17/16: Ben Hur, Done That
11/24/16: The Pumkin Pie Took Our Trivia
12/1/16: We’ll Get to It
12/8/16: Pablo
12/15/16: Tri-State Champs
12/22/16: Putin on My Pants
12/29/16: 14 & Flaccid
1/5/17: That’s Gauche
1/12/17: 14 & Flaccid
1/19/17: The FJVs
1/26/17: The Alternative Facts of Life
2/2/17: A Dingo Ate Your Refugee
2/9/17: Sore Loser Special Snowflakes

SEWICKLY’S ADDITION

2/23/16: Dr. Ruthless (final winners at this beloved institution; RIP, Sewick’s!)

For last year’s winners, see the Hall of Fame 2015.