Tina Fey & Richard LionHeart!
Tuesday, June 1st, 2010First order of business – Triviology will proceed as  usual tonight, for the quiz must go on! And, as if your Monday night  choices for trivia weren’t awesome enough already (HawHide AND Da Club!),  next Monday I’ll debut another weekly venue: Jade Lounge, with  Charlene as your trivia jockey. By the way, thanks for coming out to our  fantastic premier at The Speakeasy last week. Spook E. Raccoon really marked this place as his lair  by scavenging the first win, but lots of other teams earned prizes, too.  You know, the last time that I gave away movie tickets to a sneak  preview, Jeff Bridges finally won an Oscar (the preview was for Crazy  Heart) . . . since last week’s advance screening was for Get Him To The Greek, I  can’t wait to see if Puff Daddy is finally recognized by The Academy for  HIS body of work!
I should also announce that we are  retiring a Triviology venue – Wxyz is on hiatus  from the quizzery. We may return in the fall, but for now, your Tuesday  night quiz dilemma is simply whether to play at The Speakeasy or at Sewickly’s.  It’s a win-win situation, but here’s a compelling argument for  Sewickly’s – they have launched an amazing new happy hour every day from  4:30 – 7, which they will continue offering ONLY to trivia players  untill 9:00 on Tuesdays! Their already cheap (and stiff!) drinks well  drinks will be only $2 – that shit is bananas! Also, they have  expanded their menu to include several items for only $3: Caesar Salad,  beef gyro, chicken quesadilla, a trio of sliders . . . that is so  inexpensive, people – who are you to resist?!
If matching your wits against fellow  Portlanders isn’t challenging enough for you, this Saturday brings a  rare opportunity to dole out intellectual smackdowns to Liberians,  Singaporeans, and of course The Dutch . . . June 5th is the annual World Quizzing  Championships! Individual competitors world-wide will take the same  quiz at roughly the same time, which is why I will start the Portland  quiz at noon. The competition runs a couple of hours, and includes  topics in several different categories. Don’t let the fact that this is  an international competition intimidate you – some of the questions will  be totally easy for most Americans (“Although she had already created  and starred in the comedy series 30 Rock, this American actress and  comedienne gained international fame when she impersonated Sarah Palin  on a number of occasions on Saturday Night Live. Her name?”), though others  are indeed much tougher (“The castle of Durnstein near Vienna held which  famous prisoner from December 1192 to early 1193?”). I don’t expect the USA to beat the  British, who are the perennial champions, but we did kick Bangladesh’s butt last year,  and this year I’d like to crush Latvia, too – join us! Also The Spare Room has amazing hashbrowns, and they serve  breakfast all day.
Saturday, June 5th @ NOON
The Spare Room @ 4830 NE 42nd
Hosted by ShanRock
FREE
Debut of Triviology at Jade Lounge!
Monday, June 7th @ 7:00
Jade Lounge @  2342 SE Ankeny
Hosted by Charlene
Mel Brooks Trivia
Monday, June 7th @ 7:00
Ella St.  Social Club @ 714 SW 20th Place
Hosted by Margaret
LOST Quiz Night!
Saturday, June 12th @ 7:00
Peter’s 19th Hole @  5701 NE Fremont
Triviology champions for the week of  5/21/10 – 5/28/10:
Sunday @ 6:00
1800 East Burnside
I SMELL A. PUJOLS
Monday @ 7:00
714 SE 20th Place
MOTHERS OF RETENTION
Monday @ 8:00 
2221 SE Hawthorne
Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/cash  prizes & ShanRock!) 
4901 SE Hawthorne
FUNKE COLD MEDINA
FUNKE COLD MEDINA
Tuesday @ 8:00 *debut!
609 & 1/2 SE Taylor
I AM YOUR HOST AND MY NAME IS SPOOK E.  RACCOON
Tuesday @ 8:00 *finale!
9920 NE Cascades Parkway
MOTO KITTY
Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
Wednesday @ 8:00
4515 SE 41st
OH PROMISED DESTINY!
Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
TEAM PEACE
Thursday @ 9:00
Thanks for making quizzery with me, gang!
Your trivia jockey,
Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
(503) 957-7806
“Materialism is a disease of the mind  starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman