First champions of the new trivia season!
Thank you one and  all for yet another rollicking Clash Of The Trivia Titans! One of my  favorite things about this annual trivia tournament is seeing your team  spirit shine through. For example, check out this photo of Midas  Touch My Balls:

What the hell are  they doing? They are WINNING the Spirit Bunny Award! In fact, there are  so many champions from the tournament that I am once again preparing a  whole page on my website in  your honor. I hope to have it up by next week’s newsletter. The page  will include lots of photos and video, and if you have some that you’d  like to share, please send them to me at shanrockstrivia@gmail.com. I  will answer one big question for you right now, though – last year’s  Titan champions, Dr.  Spaceman, literally passed the torch to last year’s Olympian winners  . . . I Smell A Clambake is the 2010 Titan champion team (and nobody is  more suprised than team captain Richie)!

Congratulations are also due to the team that won the  Peter O’Toole, my trophy for the champions of the annual Oscars quiz.  The team even dressed up their name for the red carpet – Bea Arthur’s  Dick In A Box became Bea Arthur’s Dick in Vera Wang!
Also, folks, there  is a Wednesday night special running only at Peter’s 19th Hole  – buy a $3.50 pint of  Widmer Pitch Black, which is already a good deal, then keep the Widmer  pint glass. If you haven’t been to this venue yet, please come check it  out. Peter’s is the bar that gave me my start over 5 years ago, it has  won Favorite Venue, AND you all have selected Jackie as the Best  Bartender . . . twice! I hope to see you there.
Upcoming special events:
The Wire – The Quiz: Game’s the same; just got more fierce!
Monday, Apr. 5th @ 7:00
Triviology  champions for the week of 3/1/10 – 3/4/10:
Monday  @ 7:00 *Canuck Quizzery
714  SE 20th Place
KATHLEEN TURNER OVERDRIVE
Monday  @ 8:00 
2221  SE Hawthorne
TEAM EVIL JESUS
Tuesday  @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/cash  prizes & ShanRock!) 
4901  SE Hawthorne
LINDA IS A WHORE
LINDA IS A WHORE
Tuesday  @ 8:00
9920  NE Cascades Parkway
SHA-NUFF!
Wednesday  @ 8:00
4606  NE Glisan
FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ
FRIENDS OF DEAN MARTINEZ
Wednesday  @ 8:00
4515  SE 41st
FISTS OF FUEGO
Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
PONIES WITH AXES
Thursday @ 9:00
Triviology  champions for the week of 3/8/10 – 3/11/10:
Monday  @ 7:00
714  SE 20th Place
MOTHERS OF RETENTION
Monday  @ 8:00 
2221  SE Hawthorne
TEAM EVIL JESUS
Tuesday  @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/cash  prizes & ShanRock!) 
4901  SE Hawthorne
LINDA IS A WHORE
LINDA IS A WHORE
Tuesday  @ 8:00
9920  NE Cascades Parkway
TRIVIA NEWTON JOHN
Wednesday  @ 8:00
4606  NE Glisan
LINDA IS A WHORE
LINDA IS A WHORE
Wednesday  @ 8:00
4515  SE 41st
FITTER, HAPPIER AND MORE PRODUCTIVE
Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
AXES
Thursday @ 9:00
301 SE Morrision
FEAR! FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY
FEAR! FEAR FOR YOUR SAFETY
Thanks for playing  with me, everybody!
Your  trivia jockey,
Shannon  Donaldson
ShanRock’s  Triviology
(503)  957-7806
“Materialism  is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman