The BarFies Approach
Awards season ain’t over yet, folks – Barflymag.com,  Portland’s original bar guide, is preparing for the annual BarFly  Awards! You can make all kinds of nominations right  here, in many different categories, from Best Town Drunk to Best  Band for a One-Night-Stand, to . . . OH, looky here: Most Terrific-est Trivia Jockey!  What an exciting new category! You can submit nominations through this  Friday night, and the official candidates will be announced next week.  Should I earn a nomination for the Quizzery party, I will continue to  represent all the Triviologists of the land in a most awesome fashion,  and not let that shit go to my head.
This April is the 2nd anniversary of my lunar quiz  series, and I think it’s high time to put the wheels in motion for  the much anticipated quiz about nothing . . . Seinfeld Triviology! The  champion team will win the Master of Your Domain trophy, and gift  certificates to the bar, which is Peter’s 19th Hole. I  have scheduled this event for Saturday, April 3rd (at 7:00), so that it  won’t conflict with any fantasy baseball camp schedules. Let me tell ya  . . . this quiz is going to be gold, people – GOLD!
Upcoming special  events:
The Wire – The  Quiz: Game’s the same; just got more fierce!
Monday, Apr. 5th @  7:00
Triviology  champions for the week of 3/14/10 – 3/18/10:
Sunday @ 6:00
1800 East Burnside
TURD  FERGUSON
Monday  @ 7:00
714  SE 20th Place
FUCK ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!
Monday  @ 8:00 
2221  SE Hawthorne
CLARIFICATION,  PLEASE!
Tuesday  @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/cash  prizes & ShanRock!) 
4901  SE Hawthorne
FUNKE COLD MEDINA
FUNKE COLD MEDINA
Tuesday  @ 8:00
9920  NE Cascades Parkway
THE STRANGER
Wednesday  @ 8:00
4515  SE 41st
FISTS OF  FUEGO
Wednesday @ 8:00
5701 NE Fremont
2 BUCK LOVE
Thursday @ 9:00
Thanks for playing with me, everybody!
Your  trivia jockey,
Shannon  Donaldson
ShanRock’s  Triviology
(503)  957-7806
“Materialism  is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman