Beauteous Pints!

Did you know that beverages taste more delicious when consumed out of an object you won? It’s true! And tomorrow night, your team has a chance to win a whole set of ShanRock’s Triviology pint glasses, only at Beauty Bar:
Sadly, this will be our final night making the trivia at this venue, so this will be your last chance to make your mark here! And don’t despair, John Gordon fans – he will continue on as trivia jockey at Kenton Club. He had a blast with the crowd there last Thursday, and wants you to come play with him!
Here’s the lastest on the Clash of the Trivia Titans (which must be fast approaching since the 6th anniversary of Triviology was last Wednesday!) . . . although absolutely everyone is welcome to participate in the game, it is the teams who won 18 times or more in 2010 that will qualify to officially participate in the Titan Invitational portion of the evening. Check out the details here, and feel free to call or Email me with any questions. If you haven’t been keeping a tally of your wins, fear not – I have! All the champions for the “trivia season” (the whole year since the last Clash of the Trivia Titans) are listed in my Hall of Fame. If you think you’re close, it is a good idea to contact me, and make sure that I have the same win tally as you do.  If you want more wins (you can play to qualify right up to the very day before the tournament), I highly recommend playing at either Da’ Hui on Mondays or Cruzroom on Tuesdays – we happen to have lower attendance at these venues right now, so the odds are in your favor!

And here’s something for everybody to think about – you will soon be called upon to vote. Yes, I hand out several engraved trophies for high scores in the trivia competition, but YOU will decided these categories: Best Bartender, Favorite Venue, Favorite Foes, Best Shit-Talkers, and, to a certain degree, The Underdog Award. I will take suggestions for The Underdog Award, but I will bestow it upon the tenacious team who continues playing trivia even though they never seem to win much. I am of course in a unique position to observe the performances of all teams, so I will cast a heavily weighted vote on this one. The rest is up to you, so be thinking about what teams you love to hate, or hate to love, and where you most enjoy gettin’ your quiz on! I actually ordered the trophies today, so your trivia jockeys should be bringing them around and showing them off at venues by next week. Take a peak at some of the trophies & champion scarves from a couple of years ago (I have several more ordered for this year):


The kids have been telling me I need a ShanRock’s Triviology “Like” page on FaceBook . . . so now we’ve got one! I invite you to show me some love by clicking on the infamous “Like” button. Of course, I will still totally be your friend on my profile page, (which will still probably be at least 50% Triviology related!), and there’s always still the ShanRock’s Triviology Group, as well.

On a final note, East Burn trivia will go on as normal this Sunday at 6:00, despite the Super Bowl – the show must go on!

Upcoming special events:

I Heart Oregon Quiz!
Mon, Feb 7th @ 7:00
Ella Street Social Club @ 714 SW 20th Place
Hosted by Margaret
*Celebrating Oregon’s 152nd birthday!

Clash of the Trivia Titans!
Sun, Feb 20th @ 5:00
The Spare Room @ 4830 NE 42nd
Hosted by ShanRock

$5 per person
*Everyone is welcome to play! Compete for engraved trophies, and tons of prizes!

Oscar Quiz Night!
Sun, Feb 27th @ 3:30
East Burn @ 1800 E. Burnside
Hosted by ShanRock
*Stick around after the quiz to watch the Academy Awards on the big screen! The Peter O’Toole trophy goes to the team with the greatest Oscar knowledge; The Swan trophy goes to the individual with the most excellent outfit.

Triviology champions for the week of 1/8/11 – 1/14/11:

Breakfast of Champions!
Saturday @ 2 PM
500 SE 8th
PUBLIC EDJIMIKATERS

Sunday @ 6:00
1800 East Burnside

Monday @ 7:00
714 SW 20th Place
MOTHERS OF RETENTION

Monday @ 8:00
6504 SE Foster
*no quiz tonight (Ducks game)

Monday @ 9:00 *Debut!
4111 SE Hawthorne
JUST THE TIP

Tuesday @ 7:00

Cruzroom (w/Michele)

2338 NE Alberta
DETRITUS

Tuesday @ 7:00 
111 SW Ash
STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM?

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/ShanRock … & cash prizes!)
4901 SE Hawthorne

Tuesday @ 8:00
609 & 1/2 SE Taylor
STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM
Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
EL CID’S FAX MACHINE

Wednesday @ 8:00
4515 SE 41st
ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNINGS

Wednesday @ 8:30
3416 N. Lombard
STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM?

Wednesday @ 8:30
2524 SE Clinton
CARPOOL LANE PROSTITUTES

Thursday @ 9:00
2025 N. Kilpatrick
ODIE & THE DIRT LEGS

Thursday @ 9:00
301 SE Morrision
DIRTY DRIFTERS

Triviology champions for the week of 1/15/11 – 1/21/11:

Breakfast of Champions!
Saturday @ 2 PM
500 SE 8th
CARPOOL LANE PROSTITUTES

Sunday @ 6:00
1800 East Burnside
YOUR SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS: THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS!

Monday @ 7:00
714 SW 20th Place
MOTHERS OF RETENTION

Monday @ 8:00
6504 SE Foster

Monday @ 9:00
4111 SE Hawthorne

JUST THE TIP


Tuesday @ 7:00

Cruzroom (w/Michele)

2338 NE Alberta
SHAME SPIRALS

Tuesday @ 7:00 
111 SW Ash
ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNINGS

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/ShanRock … & cash prizes!)
4901 SE Hawthorne

Tuesday @ 8:00
609 & 1/2 SE Taylor
SEMICOLONOSCOPY
Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
EL CID’S FAX MACHINE

Wednesday @ 8:00
4515 SE 41st
HAWTHORNE PLUMBING

Wednesday @ 8:30
3416 N. Lombard
ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNINGS

Wednesday @ 8:30
2524 SE Clinton
CARPOOL LANE PROSTITUTES

Thursday @ 9:00
2025 N. Kilpatrick
DECEMBER TO REMEMBER SALES EVENT

Thursday @ 9:00
301 SE Morrision
DR. BAGELMAN’S HOUR OF HATE

Triviology champions for the week of 1/22/11 – 1/28/11:

Breakfast of Champions!
Saturday @ 2 PM
DRUNKEN REGRETS #417: NO SCISSORING

Sunday @ 6:00
1800 East Burnside

Monday @ 7:00
714 SW 20th Place
MOTHERS OF RETENTION

Monday @ 8:00
6504 SE Foster
ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNINGS

Monday @ 9:00
4111 SE Hawthorne

W00T! W00T!


Tuesday @ 7:00

Cruzroom (w/Michele)

2338 NE Alberta
THE 13th SIGN

Tuesday @ 7:00 
111 SW Ash
STILL, WHERE DID THE TRIVIA COME FROM?

Tuesday @ 7:30
Sewickly’s (w/ShanRock … & cash prizes!)
4901 SE Hawthorne
THERE’S NO “I” IN “MEAT”

Tuesday @ 8:00
609 & 1/2 SE Taylor
SOCKS ON COCKS
Wednesday @ 8:00
4606 NE Glisan
LINDA IS A WHORE

Wednesday @ 8:00
4515 SE 41st
PUBLICK EDUMACATORZZ

Wednesday @ 8:30
3416 N. Lombard
THE AXES

Wednesday @ 8:30
2524 SE Clinton
CARPOOL LANE PROSTITUTES

Thursday @ 9:00
2025 N. Kilpatrick
KARL HUNGUS

Thursday @ 9:00
301 SE Morrision

Thanks for making the trivia with me, people!

Your trivia jockey,

Shannon Donaldson
ShanRock’s Triviology
(503) 957-7806


“Materialism is a disease of the mind starved for ideas.” -Jacob Needleman

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